dan: hi !!!!!
dan: can you come over to my place please!!!!
phil lester: why
dan: because there's a new show on netflix and i want to watch it with you!!!!
phil lester: what do you mean by watch it
dan: actually watch it and then do stuff after we've finished it
phil lester: what kind of stuff
dan: shut ur mouth i'm not going to spell it out for you
phil lester: are you talking about
phil lester: s-e-x
dan: what are you 10
dan: of course i am u weenie
phil lester: amazing i am coming over RIGHT NOW
dan: good i'll prepare the snacks
phil lester: so you're going to get undressed for me
dan: SHUT UP i'm a full course meal
phil lester: u right
YOU ARE READING
kiwi
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