dan: PHIL i'm in love
phil lester: with what
dan: you
dan: you're so cute i hope you're blushing
phil lester: listen i thought u were gonna say a dog or a baby i was pleasantly surprised
dan: i always fall in love when i see dogs or babies and i always find myself falling for you every time i look at u
dan: just when i think i can't fall any deeper and i've reached the bottom suddenly i'm plummeting even further
phil lester: ugh why couldn't you have come with me :(
dan: phil have you seen me i look rough as hell
phil lester: what you call rough i call hot
dan: i asked you to keep it below the collarbones but what did u do
dan: u had to bite all over my neck
phil lester: u love it
dan: i wish i didn't
phil lester: no u don't u love the feeling of my lips pressed to ur neck and u wish u could feel it all the time
dan: SHUT UP
dan: i'm listening to love songs bc i'm a sappy fucker who misses his bf and this particular song is reminding me of you
dan: i mean the entire playlist reminds me of you i'm just a soft boy in love
phil lester: u know what song reminds me of you???
phil lester: like a virgin by madonna
dan: GOD
dan: i was going to say thinking out loud BUT SURE
phil lester: im supposed to be the innocent one???? what happened?????
dan: INNOCENT MY ASS
dan:
dan: admiring ur handy work
phil lester: that's so fucking hot
phil lester: u don't have to do anything tonight at all
dan: i don't think so
phil lester: okay cool
phil lester: i'm coming home
YOU ARE READING
kiwi
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