dan: hey!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!! more than these chicken wings i'm eating!!!!!!!!!
phil lester: why did you get chicken wings????
dan: because i'm hungry?????????????)?))?????? duh
phil lester: how many drinks have you had??????
dan: NOT THAT MANY I PROMISE
phil lester: u were supposed to be our designated driver bc ur u know the only one who can drive!!!!!
dan: I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN PHIL
dan: but will you pls come eat with me??????? i miss you and i really want to make out with you so hard
dan: by eat with me i mean watch me eat bc these are MINE
phil lester: you're gonna throw up?????????? stop??????????
dan: THEY'RE REALLY GOOD LET ME LIVE MY LIFE
phil lester: IM LETTING YOU LIVE
phil lester: where the fuck????????,,??
dan: im at the bar!!!!!!
dan: pls kiss me!!!!!!
phil lester: im on the search see you soon love
dan: SWOONING
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