dan: why do u have my picture in ur wallet
phil lester: why wouldn't i
dan: i'm already ur lock screen home screen and background on ur laptop ??????????????,
phil lester: ur point is???????
phil lester: you're my handsome boy, my gorgeous boyfriend, my adorable lover sculpted from the gods, ready to cut a bitch with ur fine looks, the hottest person circulating this universe
dan: god i love u so fucking much i can't imagine ever being with or wanting to be with someone else ever in my life u are my actual definition of perfect
phil lester: i'm going to print a poster of u
dan: u are not hanging a picture of me in our bedroom unless ur in it too
phil lester: this one???
dan: FUCK
dan: YOURE SO CUTE
dan: I WANT TO KISS YOU AND HUG YOU
dan: brb texting ur mum!!!!!
phil lester: wtf why?????
dan:
phil lester: 💗💕💕💞💖💖💕💘💗💞💖💓 💓💕💞💘💖💞fuck me up 💗💘💕💞💖💞💘💘💘💘💞💖💖💕💘💘💞💖💓💕💞💘💞
dan: how about i fuck u instead 💓💕💖💞💞💖💕💕💖💞💞💗
phil lester: ur so gross we're at work 💗💘💕💖💞💞💕💘💗
dan: never stopped u before 💘💘💖💞💘💘💘💖💞💞💞💕💕💘
phil lester: fuck u 💖💗💖💖💞💞💘💖💕
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kiwi
Fanfiction> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter