phil 💘: why are u texting my mum
dan: she asked if we wanted to come visit this weekend
phil 💘: wait why didn't she text me
phil 💘: i'm her son
dan: i'm the golden child
phil 💘: you're not even her child what is this
dan: son in law
phil 💘: she loves u more than me and she's known me for 31 years u charmed my entire family into replacing me
dan: i can't help that i'm their vision of perfect
phil 💘: ugh you're mine too
dan: ur mum says she can't wait to see u
phil 💘: me or u
dan: um so anyways
dan: come cuddle with me
phil 💘: no
dan: please
phil 💘: no
dan: PLEASE
phil 💘: no
dan: pls ur bf needs love
phil 💘: fine but come to the lounge so we can watch tv
dan: On my way! i'm bringing the duvet too
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kiwi
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