Messages between: Jay and Will
Jay - Alright you're a doctor, you're smart. I need your help
Will - man it's 1:30 am
Jay - I know, I'm aware of that. That's why I need your help
Will - I'm not building you a time machine
Jay - 🖕 I can't sleep, my chest hurts
Will - Well, that happens when you crack a rib
Jay - how can I sleep comfortably
Will - first you stop texting me. Then you close your eyes
Jay - wow thanks. I could've gotten better advice from Voight
Will - sorry. What you should do is lie on your side with the broken rib
Jay - what?
Will - trust me, I'm a doctor
Jay - ow! Fuck you! Why would you do that to me?
Will - 😂 for that reaction
Jay - you gonna help me or not?
Will - lie on your back and go to sleep
Jay - I can't sleep on my back
Will - you typically a side-sleeper?
Jay - stomach, actually
Will - Well that isn't gonna happen with a broken rib, so learn to sleep on your back or stay awake
Jay - I guess I'll be awake then
Will - I guess you will. Goodnight
Jay - goodnight? That's it? You're done talking?
Will - and I'm turning my phone off
