I Don't Wike It: The Cliches and Sterotypes of Wattpad

Hello, my Name is Inigo Montoya....

So. 

What's with people in stories having weird ass names? I mean, if it's fantasy, or sci-fi, I can sort of see why, if it's not too crazy.  (Also, not all the names in this chapter are bad, of course, I actually like some of them, I'm just being way over dramatic. It's kind of my thing)

But when some "ordinary" girl is named freakin' Tempest, well, that's a bit weird. 

Or it could be a normal name, just spelled really, really strangely, like,

Mary becomes Meirrie, and 

Katie becomes Cadii, and 

Elizabeth turns into Allyyzzabeth. 

I'm like, yeah, alternate spellings are cool, but you also need to be careful. 

Okay?

Or, her name is 

Tessa, 

Tess, 

or 

Kylie, Kiley, Kylee, Kyley, Kilee, or Kayleigh.

Or it's something super normal like 

Taylor, 

Lexie, 

Julia, 

Jessica, 

Riley,

or  freakin' Ann with AN 'E'

Or a weird flower name. 

Posie, 

Daffodil,

Tulip,

Marigold, 

Petunia (go away, Mrs. Dursley)

Gardenia,

Chrysanthemum,

Snapdragon,

freakin Pwincess Buwercwup.

Or a jewel name. 

Jade, 

Emerald, 

Topaz, 

Diamond,

 Amythest, 

freakin Quartz or some shit, I don't know.

But mostly, it's the weird names, like 

Tempest,

 Embre (ombré? Ember? What is this?), 

Braelyn, 

Moonbeam. 

Ever Green.

Or Harley, Marley, Carlie, Carli, Carly, Carlee, Harlee, Marlee, etc.

And the guys...oh boy, where do I begin?

Ryder, 

Ryker, 

Reese, 

Axel, 

Asher, 

Kaleb, 

Ryder, 

Sebastian, 

Zander/Xander, 

Xavier, 

Mason,

Alto or some weird shit, 

just plain Alpha,