I Don't Wike It: The Cliches and Sterotypes of Wattpad

Kidnapped by [Insert Boy Band]

I just feel sorry for boy bands. Shaking my head, y'all. I'm shaking it.

Anyway, why would they kidnap somebody? Why?

At a One Direction concert:

Harry: yo, guys, do you see that super hot girl up there in row 2,309 on the fifth balcony?

Liam: yeah?

Zayn: Uh huh?

Niall: I'm hungry.

Louis: where? (Pulls out binoculars) Oh, I see her.

Harry: we should kidnap her!

Liam: what? Why?

Zayn: huh?

Niall: I'm hungry.

Louis: yeah, why?

Harry: because she's hot, duh.

Liam: uh...sure....

Zayn: uh huh.

Niall: I'm hungry.

Louis: sure, that seems legit. Let's do it!

(Had to look up their names to write this, by the way)

I mean, what does this even mean?! Why? What? When? Where? How?

Why? I can't even...I can't even...I can't even write a complete sentence about it!

This is just as ludicrous as the whole adoption thing, but worse!

I don't even know what to say about it other than don't do it, dammit! It's not even plausible, and also - Stockholm Syndrome, guys! 

Ugh, I don't know. I just can't. I can't. Mostly because I've never read one of these so I'm not sure how it goes....

Wait...years ago I read one where the members of One Direction were vampires and kidnapped this girl to be their food. Or something. 

And of course she wound up falling in love with one of them. Don't remember much of it, though, because I tried my best to shut it out. 

I don't even know why I read it because I never got into One Direction...I think the description was vague and then I just kept reading it to see how crazy things could get. I don't know.

I was young, I was foolish.

Anyway, I just can't with this one so please don't do anything with it.

Unless you're doing a parody/making fun of it, because that's fine.

But honestly, I do feel sorry for boy bands. 😂 The things fanfiction makes them do....