(X) Warfstache's Apprentice [Wilford Warfstache x Reader] (X)

10: The Markiplier Interview

Wilford's POV
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The camera started rolling and I greeted the audience "Good evening ladies and gentlemen and of course all other configurations of being, my name is Wilford Warfstache! And, BOY, do I got a special guest for tonight!" The applause was getting a little annoying now (I don't know how Mark can stand those screaming fans during panels) "Stop. Jesus..." I sighed and took a breath "Anyway! Like I was saying we have a special guest for you tonight, some people call him 'The King Five Nights at Freddy's'; Most people just call him daddy! Fuckin' creeps....." I cleared my throat "But I just call him my brother, please welcome, Mr. Markiplier!" I  motioned to Mark as he entered the set and took the interviewee seat, smiling politely to the crew

"Welcome Mark" "Happy to be here Wilford!" "My producer and I couldn't find any easier way to boost our ratings," I said with a big smile, Mark glared at me. Haha getting to bash Mark on television is a bonus "So, you play video games?" "Yeah, I video games is my life; I do it all day, it's my job. I love it" "Now what exactly do you do while playing these, albeit fun, brain dumpsters?" I actually like playing video games, but I gotta keep up an appearance "Basically I play games, record it, commentate over it, and upload it to Youtube; It's called a 'Let's Play'"

"So people actually like hearing you babble on about something?" I couldn't help but let a smirk come onto my face "Y-yeah... I commentate on and play video games, and I film my reaction to them" I just waved off Mark's explanation "Yeah. Okay. Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty!" "Yeah, okay"

"Now, what games would you say have been the biggest draw to your channel?" "Well, in the beginning of my channel I played 'Amnesia: The Dark Descent'; Moved onto the 'Slenderman' games, very popular; And more recently 'Five Nights at Freddy's'--" I couldn't hear what he said because the crowd went crazy at the mention of the game/restaurant "Yeah, Five Nights at Freddy's! It was really popular--" I got rather annoyed at the mention of the restaurant and cut him off

"So! Which one of these games would you say is your favorite?" "Oh, yeah​. I get asked this question all the time, people wanna know what my favorite game is. Uhhh...--!" I couldn't help but burst out laughing when the mic went in Mark's mouth "Bwahahahaha!!!" I wiped away a tear and composed myself​, but the crowd was still screaming. I put my finger to my lips, and they shut up "Boy, don't you have a lot of fans?" After Mark finished getting 'mic germs' out of his mouth responded

"Yeah, I almost have 18 million subscribers!" "That. Is. Baffling!" "Yeah! I have no idea how that happened.." "When I started out, I had nothing; I literally took my tax refund, and I bought computer equipment, recording equipment, everything that I needed to just get started-" I got rather bored of his whole origin story and left to get a drink