Lunar Chronicles Fanfics

Headcanon:

So remember in Winter, when Cinder had to film that video telling the sectors of Luna about the revolution. I just thought about the fact that Thorne would probably make them take the shots about 300 times because he's "Cinder's stylist" and "Her hair would look better down, maybe? NO! Up, definitely, up."
"Is that really how you want to look when kai watches this video?"
"That top does not go with your eyes. Come here, honey. Papa Thorne had the best idea,"
"Stand straighter! Is that how you want to appear in front of your future country?"

(Warning: the following poem is not my poem. I stole it from someone in the pjo fandom. Hehe, I'm a thief. Like Thorne.)
Then he just starts interrupting for the fun of it:
"I WROTE A POEMMM!! Okay, so:

This is called 'Cinder talking to Levana'

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Kai is for me and not for you;
And if- by chance -you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash in your face.
Did you li-"
"THORNE GET OUT!"

Cinder: "That's why-"
Thorne: "Oh my stars! Look at this amazing picture of me!"
Iko: "That's your prison picture."
Thorne: "I know, I'm beautiful any time, any where."
Cinder: "You have 10 seconds to say your goodbyes...."

"Can a fish fall in love?"
"I wonder what a water bed feels like?"
"How do bees mate?"
"What's the point of life?"