|101| - AP Chemistry Class Antics pt.1

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I'm depressed and tired but I thought I could spice things up with some funny things.

- "fuck hydrogen hydrogen is a ho"

- "lay it on me daddy-o I have nothing to lose"

- "don't shame him for liking anal"

- "I've given up a half-life ago"

- dude #1: "let do a prayer circle right before the test"

dude #2: "better yet, let's do a sacrificial circle!"

everyone, chanting: "SAC-RI-FICE! SAC-RI-FICE!"

- "will the teacher accept tears as an appropriate answer?"

- "w is the strongest letter"

- "ammonia died for our sins"

- "chemistry? more like chemYSTERY amirite??"

- teacher: "boys are into so many weird things nowadays, like masturbation jokes"

- dude #3: *slams table* i am so goddamn sick of being alive

- "bohr was a pretty cool dude but like.... he was super wrong about a lot of stuff"

- "you can't have a block of sound... and u cant have chair waves"

- dude #4: *lays down across the table* "photosynthesis"

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