This is just a quick lil' thing I wanted to write before break starts, but HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I mean, I know Thanksgiving happened after all the Europeans realized they fucked a lot of shit up, but I guess the modern holiday is about family and other sappy Hallmark movie shit like that.
I can imagine the Europeans having this conversation all those years ago:
Spaniard #1: Holy shit, bruh.
Spaniard #2: Lmao what.
Spaniard #1: We done fucked up.
Spaniard #2: Lmao how.
Spaniard #1: We slaughtered a bunch of these Native people and they barely have anyone left.
Spaniard #2: Oh... Shit.... Whatchu gonna do about it, fam?
Spaniard #1: Idk bruh. Shit's crazy now that I realized this.
Spaniard #2: Lol let's have a big fucking feast to show them that we don't wanna kill them anymore.
Spaniard #1: THAT'S BRILLIANT. WELL DONE.
*They both skip into the sunset and tell their other friends about their lovely plan*
I totally didn't make this chapter up last minute...
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Teen Idle
Random[FKA: Colored Lines] ❝I wanna be an idle teen...❞ This is my excuse to rant and rave about oh-so-fun topics and for you to agree/disagree with my opinions. ~Updated sporadically~
