(Published December 13th, 2015)
Dying Sexily, Dippy Fresh, and Rainbow Laserbeam Shooting Noses
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~Why aren't there any quests on Percy, Annabeth, and Grover?
Oh right, because Percy Jackson and the Olympians never happened. Only The Heroes of Olympus did.
~When there are more mentions of Grover in this book than any other fan fiction you've read...
Combined.
~Guys, seriously, there are other names that mean "moon" besides Luna.
Like Selene...
And Crescent...
And Channary...
And Jannali...
And yes, I did just list a bunch of Lunars from The Lunar Chronicles.
#DealWithIt
~His dark brown eyes bore into mine, as if to say, 'I love you. Please don't get hurt. But while you're gone, please stop by Artemisia and pick up a tapestry because tapestries over there are awesome. Oh, and also pick up some orangutan meat because me likes orangutan. And I eat human meat haha lolz okay BAI wait did I tell you that Nico and Travis and Connor would be totes cute together? #ShipIt'
I gave him a quick kiss then looked back at him with a face that said 'I'll stay safe, I'll get the tapestry and meat, I didn't know you were into canabowlprism, I am too! And omgs, Stollico is, like, my OTP! Love you, baby!'.
I guess everyone has telepathy now.
~Piper is now this super emotional girl who's desperate for romance.
*Jason and Reyna making out*
Piper: wtf jason y u do dis 2 mee???
Jason: NU PIPER IT'S NO WHAT YOU THINK!
Reyna: *laughs evilly* I STOLL YOUR MAN HAHSHAHSAGSAH
*Piper runs away*
*Piper bumps into Leo*
Leo: Hey Pipes, you okay? You look kinda--
Piper: KISS ME BECAUSE JASON WAS MAKING OUT WITH REYNA AND I'M OVER EMOTIONAL TRASH NOW.
Leo: Wha--
*Piper makes out with Leo*
Calypso: DAHADES WOMAN?
~ "Percy looked at his best friend JASON GRACE."
I think you're confused because you spelt GROVER UNDERWOOD wrong.
(from WildFools. Literally, exact wording and everything. You are my new favorite person.)~The main character is this all powerful demigod with random powers.
The last time I checked, children of Zeus don't shoot rainbow laserbeams from their nose.
~Me: *listing off every cliché plot line*
Me: Except the AUs.
AUs: WE ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION.
[Insert old clip of Mongols slaughtering people here.]
~Wattpad PJO Fanfics:
Stealing watered down Fanfiction.net plots since 2010~Me: "The 12-Year-Old"
Everyone: BUT IM 12 Y U MAKIN FUN OF ME?
Me:
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Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics
ФанфікиJust typical stupid things I see in PJO fanfics. [Warning: Contains satire. If you can't handle that, then don't read. Literally not PC at all so just... be warned] ||Cover made by @lostamongstars|| Most Accomplished: #46 in Humor © Copyright ~ 201...