[Fanfics of the chapter: The Disappearing Goddess and The Forgotten Deity by neverlanded]
~Nico can't shadow travel if there aren't any shadows
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~Hot girl: *walks by*
Jason: *whistles*
Leo: bro she's fine af
Jason: dibs
OR
Nico: so Will accidentally fell asleep in my cabin last night--
Jason: "fell asleep"
Nico: What's up with the air quotes?
Jason: you know what's up with the air quotes
Jason: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nico: Jason what's up with that face
Jason: yOU KNOW WHO GOT SOME OF THAT SAUSAGE LAST NIGHT AYYYEE
Nico: wHAT
Totally canon. Jason always acts like a disgusting pervert.
What? You say he doesn't?
Oh, that's because you read that lame "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" series and "The Heroes of Olympus" series. BORING.
"Pervy Jason and the Hoelympians" and "The Hoes of Hoelympus" is where it's at. All the big ballers are reading it.
Like, get with the times, bro.
#PervyJasonFTW everyone.
~There 👏 is 👏 a 👏 difference 👏 between 👏 plot 👏 and 👏 tofu.
~Argus is what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.
~"She's a face sucker. I was wondering if he was gonna have a nose when she got done with him. 'NO, YOUR LIPS DON'T GO THERE--'" -anonymous on describing every OC ever
~Pre-BoO fanfics when BoO came out:
Percy: *pops up in front of Nico* I wANNA KISS YOU, NICO-- Oh wait I'm supposed to be Will
Percy: *disappears*
Will: *appears* I WANNA KISS YOU, NICO
Nico: WTF
~When the Author is extra when they're writing descriptions:
"His eyes were glistening with the ghosts of his past."
Hey, well, you are what you eat.
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