Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics

DISCLAIMER

This is a book of rants.

It is not based on any specific fanfics.

It is also not a hate book.

It is just what I (and a majority of the people I know) think and see in a PJO fanfic.

It is also just my opinion.

I also do not own any characters. Do I like a man who lives in Texas (*coughs* Excuse me, Boston), and loves to troll people?

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

I rest my case.

Therefore, I do not own the characters, Rick Riordan does.

Oh, and the Land of Stories belongs to Chris Colfer (Yes, he is the gay guy from Glee, if you were wondering).

And Middle-earth belongs to J. R. R. Tolkien.

And Harry Potter Belongs to J. K. Rowling.

And—

Okay, there are too many references to keep up with at this point.

Also, any joke, commentary, statement, or anything like that said in this book was originally my idea, from Fluffy Pies to permanent vacations to Middle-earth. If you see anything in my book that is similar to another book, please do not comment "YOU STOLE @FAKECHILEA'S IDEA!" because, most likely, I did not and they stole it from me (I mean seriously, if their username was FakeChilea...). I won't get mad if an idea similar ends up in your rant book like this (actually if you're writing a book like this, tell me! I love to read them!), just give credit to me or something. I'm a very forgiving person, and I won't mind if you use something of mine ^.^ 

-o- * *sighs* Whew, that was a lot of writing!

Anyway, enjoy!

~Chilea, Daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.