Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics

percabwth at good

(Published March 7th, 2018)

an: this is my first fanfix so pls dont hate. i dont own pjo ok; the god and skydaddy himself rickkie riordn does omg like pls notice moi daddy. i inly own the other highschiool characters and my ocs. im sorry if their are any mistakesd i mean nobody is perfect eCEPT FOR THE JSESU LORD HImSELF CAN I GET AN AMEN HALLEHUA PRAZE BE TO GoD

anyways i know they're are other storiesd like this on here but this is niot cliche i swear on the river six!!1!1!! pls comment&vote ok i wont update unless i get some reada and votes by next week o0k

thank u all suu much nd i love uuu

-percbwth5373 aka sammi ❤❤❤

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Chapter 1

annabeth's poV

Omg i am sooooo sAD!111! sseaweedbrain left for gooode highscjool and now i misss him sooooooooo muchz! Its been forever sincwe i've seem him!

I got up out of bed and checked my hair in the ,mirior. My golden curls caskaded oveer my braod tan shouldrs as my grey eyes stare4d back at myself. Sudden;y, Malcome came into the room.

"aNNABETH,CHIRION HAS CAL;LED US FOR A CABIN METTIN!!!!" he screamed in his red underwear. I noded very sol;emnly. I left my cabin and followed maclom to the bIG hOUsE. I was nervoud. Chiron never caLLED a cabon leader meering unless something important and bad happened.

We walkede into the big house. Leo, piper, jason, thalia, nico, rachel, the stools, katie, clarisse, and chrois were sittin around the table laughin and stuff. i sat down next to nico.

"What's goin on?" i asked. nico shrugged.

"Heck if i knwo". he continued to paint his fingernails black as he listened to edgy emo 12 yr old music like imagine dragons and jay z.

"Quiet thee down, my little kin." Chrion called at the top of his horse lungs. "I have thy messages from the gods to thee."

We all were quiert. Just as chirom opened his mouth, haxzel and frank came in.

"Sorry were late chironm." hazel said with a gasp.

"yO WHADDUP MY NIGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1!!1!" chiron yelled at hazel, doin some weird handshake withn her. i dont know bevause im white lmao

"Anyways my little grasshoppers, the gods want to send Thee all to Goode highschool because they want thou art to get a good education, have friends, party, and experence a normal teenage life."

Leo gAsped in mexican "¡¡¡nOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Leo screamed at the top of his latino Santa elf lungs. "¿¿¿wHTA ABOUT MY TACO SHOP????? ¿¿¿POR QUE?????"

"YEAH WE CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL BECVAUSE HOW ARE WE GONNA PRANK PEOPLEW?????" travis and Connor said nsync like that one boy band.

"Dont worry ok the gods built u this dope mansion ok its totally lit. plus u'll have time on the weekends to hangout tho so it's all chill." Chirom pulled out a blunty of weed and begam to smoke it because he's been tryin to be #relatable "now get dafuq outta my face so i can get high af, my children"

We all left to go to pack outr bags so argus who new york. iM SO EXCITED BECAUSSE I GET TO SEE MY SEWAWEED BRAAAIIINNNNNNNNNNNzz!!1!!!!1!!!!!!

that nite i went to bed dreamin about percy. We were on a beautifuls beacj. He carefully caresed my face and we leaned in for a kiss. As his lips wer e about to brush mine...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

uGh stupid alarm!

I got up and grabbes my bag and checked to make sure i have everythin. I had all my pants, shirts, panties, makeup, dresses, hair stuff, drachma, laptop, dagger (even tho chiron said the school had a monster barrier), and phone.