Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics

Ignorantitis, Percy Jackson the Kuzoo Rockstar, and Hitler the God

(Published June 12th, 2016)

Ignorantitis, Percy Jackson the Kuzoo Rockstar, and Hitler the God

Fanfic of the Chapter: Demeter's Call by @xXGirlOfTheNightXx
(Media is the cover of the book)

[WARNING: TOA SPOILERS]

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~Camp Half-Blood is now "Camp Coming-Out". Screw them orange shirts, we got them rainbow shirts. We also like to traumatize tiny children and mind control them and force gayness down their throat so that they can't reproduce and then the population will decrease and the ILLUMINATI WILL WIN.

Yep. That has been Rick Riordan's ploy the whole time.

Whoops, you caught him. Cat's out of the bag. Rick Riordan, the Troll God, the Storyteller of the gods, is actually the Illuminati.

#RickRiordanExposed2k16

#IlluminatiConfirmedΔ
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Bill! What did I say about infecting my books?

Bill: I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU, YOU PUNY MORTAL!

~Leo now has magical abilities where he will randomly pop up whenever someone in the world says the word "fire".

Percy: And so then I was like, "sHOTS FIRRREDDD"

Leo: *cRASHES INTO THE GROUND FROM THE SKY*

Leo:I HEARD FIRE AND I'M BACK AND IMMA LIGHT THIS PLACE ON FIRE, MOFOS

Leo: *BURNS DOWN ALL OF CAMP*

Chiron: leo wtf you've been missing for WHO KNOWS HOW FREAKING LONG WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD and then you BURN DOWN MY CAMP WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

(from @HoOforever)

~Everyone time the characters need some way to travel (like, for a quest or something), the Argo II just conveniently exists like, "oh yeah hey man, remember me? Yeah, that ship that was ZEUS FREAKING SLAPPED OUT OF EXISTENCE? Well uh yeah so I decided that Leo could just rebuild me up real quick because you gotta travel with swag amirite? Because #ImmaBeSwag. Can't be travelin' around looking like a FREAKING DEGENERATE, know what I'm saying?"