Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics

She-Devils, Perpollo, and the Sacred Weapon of Hazel: Soap

(Published June 29th, 2015)

She-Devils, Perpollo, and the Sacred Weapon of Hazel: Soap

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~There are so many stereotypes in fanfics that it's ridiculous.

Not all Asians are smart.

I know some REALLY dumb ones, actually.

~Where's Buford?

He must've been replaced with that super nice coffee table from Wayfair.com.

~Zeus always acts like he's on his period or something.

~Weird name spellings:

-Braedyn (Braden)

-Conr (Conner/Connor)

-Eyleene (Ailin)

-Gabryel (Gabriel)

I can't even pronounce half of these, like, seriously, just spell it normally.

The following are from -_Sadie_kane_- (with my commentary, of course)

~Percy and Annabeth are always getting married at 17 and having kids.

Would YOU marry some guy you just started dating for less than a year and you were still in high school?

Yeah, didn't think so.

~ "Also all girls crush on percy and Percy is the most popular guy at school but for 5 books straight he's shown as the guy who hangs out with the misfits and never gets any female attention in his school." -Sadie Kane

I didn't even change this one.

This one is perfect the way it is, I couldn't have said it better.

Stop saying "Percy's changed with years of training"

HoO is literally one year after TLO. The whole series. One year. Not even a full year.

Percy isn't this irresistible guy.

He's that one awkward accidental trouble-making skater boy.

And you guys claim you know him.

~The 7 have bad judgemental skills when they're at Goode.

*Seven sees girls with make-up"

Leo: AHHH, IT'S THE SHE-DEVILS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

*Sees girls with no make-up*

Jason: Aw, isn't she the sweetest lit--

*girl attacks Jason*

Can't judge a person by their face, guys.

Annnd... Back to me again.

~That moment when the comments are funnier than the actual book and you start reading the comments instead of the book.

This isn't even a cliche.

This is unavoidable.

THIS IS SPARTA!

Patrick: No, THIS IS PATRICK! *hangs up phone*

~Mr. D has all these tortuous punishments for small things:

Person: *eats an extra slice of cake*

Mr. D: FIELDS OF PUNISHMENT FOR A WEEK!

Person: *Accidentally trips a person*