[Fanfic of the Chapter: Shattered Immortalityby -azkabane-]
"Percadeath at Goode"
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How To Write A Popular Percabeth at Goode Fanfic
To celebrate this lovely day of the year, I've decided that I should give you guys tips on how to write a Percabeth at Goode fanfic that is guaranteed to become very successful. I'm definitely qualified to tell you guys the secrets of Percabeth at Goode fanfics even though I hate Percabeth fanfics with a burning passion.
~Step One: Pick a title
The title of your fanfic will convince the reader to read your fanfic. Make sure you pick something that's unique and will stand out. Here's a list of titles you can choose from:
-Percabeth at Goode
If you pick any other then you're a fail at life and at this point you should give up and kill yourself.
~Step Two: Create a Cover
Forget that BS on not judging a book by its cover. Everyone judges a book by its cover, so you should get a creative cover that will practically pop off the page.
Make sure that your cover has a picture of Percabeth that was ONLY made by Viria. EVERY OTHER ARTISR SUCKS AND THEY ALL DESERVE TO HAVE POO FLUNG AT THEM BY THE POO-FLINGING RABBIT. If you pick any other artist no one will ever read your book. Here's some examples of covers:
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Do NOT add a title or author -- that takes away from the beautiful art, and you don't want to do that. Put the fanart exactly as it is to keep the authentic beauty.
~Step Three: Plot
The demigods must have a legitimate reason to leave camp and go to high school. This is where the gods come in. Everyone knows that the Greek gods are a super caring group of people and all they want is for their children to be happy. Why not portray this by having the gods send their children off to T̶a̶r̶t̶a̶r̶u̶s̶ school? This is totally a plausible event that would have a high chance of happening in the book series, even though the gods don't give a fluff about their kids -- I mean what?
*Bonus points if Annabeth ONLY goes to Goode to surprise Percy
Because it's not like Annabeth ACTUALLY cares about school or anything*
When you have Chiron tell the demigods that they're going to school, make sure you use these EXACT words:
"[Enter Wise Man Chiron words here]"
If you don't use these EXACT words then you're a crook and a sellout and I will sEND THE FBI AFTER YOU.
YOU BETTER PREPARE YOUR PET ALPACA AND WATCH YOSELF
