Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics

Smutastic, Yoga the Jedi Master, and Anarchy: The Answer to All Life's Problems

(Published April 19th, 2016)

Fanfic of the Chapter: Blue Moon by Redvelvetrose1742

Smutastic, Yoga the Jedi Master, and Anarchy: The Answer to All Life's Problems

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~ "Ew, you ship Thalico? Thalia and Nico are, like, cousins, that's so gross."

*ships Percico*

Pffft, okay Hypocrite.

~ "But isn't Cecil a girl's name?"

But isn't Luke Dead? But isn't Nico gay? But isn't Artemis a maiden? I don't judge you for writing about this (lol I lied. I will, but I will judge you silently), but if you do, come on, at least remember everyone's proper gender.

Newsflash: Cecil is a SON of Hermes.

~All these demigods basic as heck. Like, you got all these white as bleach Christian demigods. Why no Muslim or Hindu or Jewish demigods? WHY ARE THERE NO INDIAN CHARACTERS LIKE EVER?

*fuming even though I'm not Indian*

~Demigod: has perfect mental state

Lol you thought

There's no way you're telling me that a DEMIGOD with a life being CONSTANTLY THREATENED has a perfect mental state?

You'd think someone has PTSD or something. What about a demigod with Aspergers? Just because they're half-god, doesn't mean they're immune to mental disabilities besides ADHD and dyslexia.

~Every demigod has got to be American.

Yeah, I know the gods can't leave America, but PEOPLE MOVE OUT OF THE COUNTRY. People visit America too! What are the odds that a foreigner tourist was visiting the States, got drunk in a bar, hooked up with a god, then went back to their country? Who knows! So many possibilities for international demigods.

~Campers of Camp Half-Blood: ew u gay we gonna burn you. you gonna rot in hell you son of a griever like ew wtf

What is this, 1945?

You're telling me that in today's generation of children, every camper is going to hate on a LBGT+ person?

Oh please, tell it to someone who's an idiot.

There's a bigger chance for someone being judged because they're straight.

And I speak from experience.

Lorax: i AM THE LORAX

Lorax: aND I SPEAK FOR THE TREES--

Me: the straights

Lorax: tHE STRAIGHTS, WHATEVER THOSE ARE-- wait, are those some type of tree?

Me: ...

Me: yep totally

~ "There's not enough room for two gay demigods in this camp" ~Anonymous

~Incest is now legal.

"I now pronounce Connor Stoll and Travis Stoll husband and... husband."

Connor: we gonna honeymoon in a cabin out in the woods nobody knows about

Travis: lololol neeks wanna join us?

Nico: WHAT?!

But hey, at least they won't have to change their last names.

Nico: wHAT?!