Tim and his best friend Mark were talking in the yard before class one morning. Mark asked Tim, "Is it true, at home you sit on the toilet and just pee?" Tim said, "Yeah, I sit and pee. What's the big deal? I do it because I want to. Don't you?" Mark said, "Yeah, when I have to make doodoo." Tim guessed, "Let me guess, my blabbermouth sister told you." Mark said, "Rachel (Mark's sister) told me and your sister told Rachel." Tim said, "And the whole school probably knows. What happened was, Mom was mad at me for leaving a mess around the toilet after I peed. She ordered me to sit down and pee for a week with the bathroom door slightly open to make sure. The first time I did it, I realized it wasn't bad and from then on, even after my punishment, I still sit down and pee. But don't worry, I'm not turning into a sissy and I only do it at home." Mark said, "I hear that. Me, I'm going to the boys' bathroom and believe me, I'm going to stand up and pee." Tim said, "So am I. Like I said, I only do it at home." The boys went to use the boys' bathroom inside the school before getting to class.
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Tales of the Toilet #2
HumorThis is the second book in the series "Tales of the Toilet", a collection of fictional short stories set in bathrooms and toilets. It follows the same theme as the first book, but with new characters and situations.
