Twisted wonderland oneshots and Stuff

75.♥️&♣️&🐙(71)Pt.2

Guess who finally is getting around finishing stardust crusaders? :3c

And for that... We can expand a bit more on the Jojo au. :D

So without further ado... The plot: Azul sure had his fair share of complainers. Some resolved to even threaten him, but nothing more than some meaningless words. Unfortunately, Azul is not above law, everyone is judged the same. Someone else tho, doesn't know this.

We'll keep it short, because this was a quite fun one to write :3

Now without further ado! On with the stands!

Title: Kill Bill

The water tap was stopped as some soft steam emmited in the small room. Azul only exhaled as he let down first his shirt, then the rest of his clothes. Dipping one toe in the warm water, it was a very wierd sensation, one that the merman still had to be familiar with. Slowly one toe became a foot, then a leg and finally the rest of the body. All embraced by the warmness of the water, in the small space bathtub.

Letting out a breath of relief, Azul let himself to melt a bit. It was a tiring day. Lounge was getting busy and already a few students complained at him about the faulty contracts. Was it his fault they don't know how to read?

Drip... Drip...

"hmm?" Looking at the tap, Azul frowned. He was sure he closed it properly. And indeed, nothing was dripping from it. Then, he felt a breath above him. Looking up, Azul froze in place, eyes as big as plates.

A being wrapped in seaweed and metal parts, with it's head covered by a chunky old style scuba helmet. The front lid of the helmet opened, from there a head of a gun poking out, aimed at Azul's leg. Then, a whisper was heard.

"Kill Bill..."

Azul immediately jumped out of the bathtub, toppling on the ground as he grabbed a towel and his magic pen. Without looking back, Azul rammed himself out of the bathroom, using magic to change into his dorm uniform as he summoned his stand.

Silence...

Taking deep breaths, Azul warily looked around. Where was it? It couldn't be just a trick of his mind...

Exhaling, the white haired boy only retreated his stand and hastly made his way to the lounge. In there, Floyd was at the bar, pouring a drink into a glass. Azul plopped at the bar counter, groaning. "Yo... Azul... Whatcha whimpin for? The anemones do their work just fine Today~" Floyd sing songed.

Azul merely hummed. "Kill Bill..." He whispered under his breath.

SPLASH! SPLAT!

Azul bit his tongue, surpressing a scream. From the glass with the drink Floyd poured, the same being sprouted, shooting Azul, thankfully the boy dodging any Important organs. Still he was shot on the side of the torso, blood splashing from there. "WHAT THE-AZUL!" surely Floyd's loud scream alerted the whole longue, who looked horrified at the bloody dormleader that fell on the floor.

"I-" Azul grunted as Jade grabbed him from the floor. "Try and heal him..." He demanded to Floyd who jumped over to get to the 2. "but I don't know with what he was shot! If there is a bullet or something still in him... I could do worse..." the other twin protested.

Azul only looked at the floor, spotting something.

There was a stain on the floor. A stain that was caused by a similar liquid as the one in the glass Floyd poured before. Could it be? No... It was too simple.

But simple is also efficient...

"I- I am alright..." Azul mused. "you are defenetly not alright..." Jade demanded, but the other only made a dismissal motion. "You're right... Physically I'm wounded... But not severe enough... Most likely the assailant is gritting his teeth right now." He smiled as he got up and dusted a bit himself.