Twisted wonderland oneshots and Stuff

OwO Wut This? More Gen Z Malleus!

As I said last time I brought this on the table...

I have 2 aus in which Malleus is coming from our world and is reeking of smooth brain.

And I simply can't get enough of this utter bullshit. :'3

The first one was the one with the hidden magic world and everyone else in the twst cast except Malleus and Silver(who is a wizard) were very powerful dragons... Yep... I don't have any idea how this idiot survived, let alone end up as a student in there... (see oneshot no.63)

So... Since that one is probably far from over...

Let's do the other one in the infamous explanation format!
>:3

So... Let's have the premise!

In here it's more like the cannon twst lore wise. So that's a note.

But in this one, Malleus was isekai-ed when he was just an infant. So basically the newborn prince of the Thorn Valley just... Went poof... :'3

He was adopted by a more elderly couple, whose kids already settled down aboard and had their own families now. Malleus had no idea he was a mage, let alone a powerful Fae prince. He didn't have horns or pointy ears and his eyes were just a very dark brown with a minuscule tint of green. Just an average guy.

He meet Yuu in elementary school. Since they were also neighbors, the 2 became quickly friends and together they would have just some wacky ideas. Yuu as the very sassy bitch who lives for that tea and Malleus as the dark aesthetics edgelord who likes gargoyles. Malleus calls Yuu 'child of man' just to sound edgy and be gender neutral(we respect all genders of Yuu in this household U-U) Yuu just calls him 'horni boi', because Malleus sometimes complains about an itch at his head aera(where his horns were supposed to be)

At least they do study for school... :'3

So ya know... High school was right around the corner when Malleus and Yuu had one of their infamous sleepovers. They are like siblings at this point and it showed.

And then Malleus wakes up in a coffin, which gets blown up by fire.

Apparently a Raccoon-cat thing that breaths fire tried to blow up Yuu's coffin lid, ending up blowing both Yuu's and Malleus's.

Wait... Yuu????

"wtf are you here?!" "Bitch... Why are YOU here???" "I was kidnapped by a cultist organisation." "no way! I was kidnapped by a cultist organisation too!"

It works both ways and I am congratulating myself for that... :'3

So anyway.... Insert that spiderman pointing meme, but it's Malleus and Yuu.

The 2 get back on track when Grim demands his uniform and threatenes to burn them. Crappy montage of Grim chasing around 2 teens. At one point Malleus stops to see a gargoyle and Grim crashes into his leg. But that's just a highlight.

The 3 finally meet Crowley and the 'lash of love'.

"This is my lash of love-" "kinky" "Will You stop with that, child of man?" "Bruh..."

Crowley is a bit weirded out by these 2's 'colorful' vocabulary in between friends. But nonetheless, since both say that they come from the same world AND both had their phones with them, it showed that yes, these humans don't lie.

So Crowley puts Yuu to go to the mirror first and get slapped with 'you're not a wizard' thing.

Malleus just pats his friend's shoulder and reassures that 'you can still can be a Hogwarts wizard and have an adventure...'. Great save, Mal. :3