" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
"Okay... Everyone get ready for a large-scale attack !"
Mitsurugi: Are you sure this will work ?
"Look. I know these guys better than anyone. And if there's one thing they excel at..."
Megumin: EXPLOSION !!
*B-TOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"It's annoying the hell out of anyone and anything. Prepare to close the gates if some manage to slip through !"
Devils: W- What, what is this ?! Explosion Magic ?! It's an enemy ambush !
Soldiers: Ah ! Look over there, those people ! It's two Crimson demons and-
Yunyun: Teleport !
"All according to Keikaku ?"
Kazuma: We don't have translator's notes here.
Soldiers: Just like they deserved ! I could see it all the way from the watchtower !
"Don't relax just yet ! There's movement up ahead !"
Darkness: Enemy troops ?!
"Looks like it ! They're so pissed off they didn't even bother getting in formation..."
Adventurers: It's out turn to handle this !
"Oh, don't you worry about that... CARPET BOMBING !!"
*BTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOOOM*
Devils: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!
"That's about all there is. My power displays its utmost strength in these kind of situation. Not 1v1 duels, but long attrition wars."
Mitsurugi: ... One-man army...
Megumin: EXPLOSION !!
Devils: GAAAAAAAHH !! It's those guys again ! Don't let them get away this time ! Get them ! You dare to kill my comrades, don't think I'll let you live ! Surround them ! Surround them !
Yunyun: Teleport !
Megumin: EXPLOSION !!
Devils: The food ! The food storage has been blown apart ! Dammit, they've come again ! Can they at least not come at the break of dawn ?! Hurry up and call Wolbach-sama ! Tell her to blow those imbeciles away !
Devil: Wolbach-sama just used Explosion as well ! I won't let them go today ! Don't let them use-
Yunyun: Teleport !!
Megumin: Wahahahaha ! My name is Megumin, the number one mage in Axel ! Come, you shall all become my experience points today !
Devils: THEY'VE APPEARED !! Run, hurry up and get outta here !!
Devil: We can't ! if we step away from the forest we'll get burned away from the sky !!
Devil: Idiot, don't group up ! That fanatic crimson demon will fire at places with lots of people ! Go over there !
Devil: No, not there ! We need to split further apart if we don't want to get hit by-
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?
