" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
*Chicken race. A speed game in which one runs toward a life-threatening entity as fast as possible, only to dodge at the very last instant, a true test of one's nerve. And currently serving as the entity of choice...*
Darkness: Ahhhh ! They're coming !! This time truly is the end~ !
*... Is this fine lady.*
Kazuma: You guys... !
"3... 2... 1... IMPACT !"
"And now we hope none of them is too incompetent to dodge."
Darkness: W... What is this ? Some kind of panic play ? This is incredible... These males are leaping over my head with such passion... !
"Leave the rest to the Master Baiter ! Whose master Bait is getting off to that."
Darkness: Hmmmnnn~.
Kazuma: We get it, so stop ! That's enough of you ! There are people watching !
Adventurers: Fall back ! Here they come again !!
Megumin: What do we do, Kazuma ? Should we run away ?
Kazuma: ... ... hey, mister ! Are there any cliffs in this area ! Maybe we could draw them off and dump them over the edge !
"... C- C- Cliff... ?"
Coachman: No, no cliffs around here... But there is a cave that's used as a sort of shelter...
Kazuma: That'll do ! Drive over to it ! EVERYONE, ONTO THE CARRIAGE !! Y/n, you just bring Darkness with you to it ! Make sure the bird are following you !
"Got that ! I just need to reel in that catch !"
Darkness: Th- There's no time ! They're gonna catch us to the rest ! So just drag me along as you go ! It'll be a lot faster anyways !
"... ... ... I mean, if you ask, but are you sure ?"
Kazuma: Hey, hurry up ! They're coming !!
"Alright then. Hang on tight !"
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?