" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
"This really is a nice ride, isn't it ?"
Kazuma: Hmmhmmm...
"The wind blowing past us, the sights as we speed through..."
Aqua: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH !!
"And how could I forget Aqua wailing in terror. Truly a delectable piece."
Kazuma: I could go without that last part, honestly.
Aqua: K- Kazuma-san ! Kazuma-san ! I want you to switch seats with me ! This is too scary !
Kazuma: ... Hey Darkness, isn't this a bit too fast ? If an accident happens at this speed, we'll die instantly !
Darkness: It's alright ! The carriages used by royalty all have a powerful barrier cast upon them. In the case of an accident, the people sitting at the driver's seat will be the only ones to go "Splat". Hahahaha, wonderful ! These lizard runners are truly wonderful ! let's go even faster !
Aqua: Stop !! Hey, let me get back in the carriage !!
"... ... You'd think they'd value the life of the royal coachman a bit more than that..."
Kazuma: And speaking of royalty...
Megumin: Kazuma Kazuma !
Kazuma: Yes I'm Kazuma.
Megumin: There were mandrake-like creatures copulating just now !
Iris: W- Where is it ?! I want to see the Mandrake as well !
Megumin: What you want to see aren't the mandrakes but the copulation, right ? Not only do we have a noble Lady who tried to amuse herself with your "Big Brother", but we also have a member of royalty who's a closet pervert. Will this country really be fine ?
Iris: There aren't any closet perverts in royalty ! ... Who is the noble lady who tried to amuse themselves with Onii-sama ? Could it be...
Darkness: ... ... ... ... ...
'Tried, and did. Multiple times."
Aqua: Hey, what are we going to do if we crash into a monster at this speed ?! If a precious existence like myself goes "Splat" in a place like this, this world is going to end ! Hey, Darkness, are you even listening ?!
Darkness: It's alright Aqua. This carriage is outfitted with magical tools that repel monsters so it's unlikely for monsters to suddenly come out and crash into us. Yes, as long as our luck isn't bad, we'll be fine...
Aqua: Guys, darkness just raised a flag ! I'm begging you, please just let me into the carriage !
*F-TWOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"Seriously Darkness, unlike the other two, you haven't thrown us in mortal danger regarding Demon generals, so please don't start raising flags now."
Kazuma: I kinda get now why the request only applied to him... He's literally a one-man army. Are we even needed ?
Darkness: You tagged along solely because it was from Lady Iris.
Iris: EXTERION !!
Monster: MOOOAAAAAAAHHH !!!
Kazuma: ... hey, why is Iris that strong ? Forget us, why is there any need for bodyguards to begin with ?
DU LIEST GERADE
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?
