RWBY REACTS TO THE MULTIVERSE (Discontinued)

The Day I Got Expelled

"Alright. Ladies and Gents, what more do I have to say? Let's begin!" Saber clapped her hands, as the screen came to life.

"No context again?" Weiss pointed out to the host.

"Darling. THIS is the context." Saber rolled her eyes.

[Cinder]
The gods are real
Like the Greek gods

"We kinda got that already. But, please, go on." Cinder murmured.

[Weiss]
Like the ones you learned about
But weren't paying attention to

[Cunder And Weiss]
Well, they don't pay attention to you, either

[All]
Especially if you're their kid

"Same."

"Now, that's just sad." Summer frowned.

"Big deal..." Raven muttered, receivit a glare from Summer.

[Yang]
The gods have godly things to do

[Yang And Coco]
Godly places they need to see

[Neo]
Godly plans they need to make
That don't include
Me

"Woah. I can talk..." Neo signed.

"Freaky..." Roman and Mercury muttered.

[All]
Yeah, the Gods are real
And they have kids
And those kids have
Issues
Issues

"OMG, same!" Teams RWBY, JNPR, and CMEN hollered.

[Boys]
Daddy doesn't love me
And mommy is a god

[Girls]
Mommy can't protect me
And daddy is a god

[All]
Mommy is too busy
And daddy is too busy
busy, busy, busy, busy being a god
Yeah

"Ah, Emotional Neglect: the song..." Cinder said in fake fondness.

You never listen to me
You never listen
You never listen to me
You never listen, oh
You never listen but
Now, you're gonna listen

'Cause it's time you heard our side of the story
It's time you heard our story

"You mean were gonna learn about their lives and adventures?" Nora said excitedly.

"Yup. Now pipe down, the best part is next." King said, leaning into his seat.

[Ruby]
(Spoken)
Look!

(Sung)
I didn't wanna be a half-blood
I didn't ask to be a hero seeking praise

"Why? Isn't that what everybody wants? Being a hero, and saving lives is good." Ruby turned to the screen.

"Not when you're forced into it by fate..." King muttered.

"Sure... Let's go with that..." Saber said slowly.

Being a half-blood, it's scary
It mostly gets you killed in very nasty ways

I didn't want to cause trouble, trouble
I'm less a player and more the played