The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero

Saving the Luckies!!

We Open up with the Four Luckies, Hanging out by A Chain over A Vat of Acid, as Konata was thinking about how this Happened, Kagami was Pissed. Tsukasa was close to praying for her life, and Miyuki was trying to find A Way to reason with their Captors!

Kagami: "Konata do you mind telling me how the hell this happened again?"

Konata: "Okay well I'll explain one more time... It all Happened Yesterday, I was Just leaving School, when I was passing by an alleyway and I saw these two guys in Black and Red Coats talking about getting rid of Y/n, and I tried leaving but they both noticed me, and I got out Just in time! Unfortunately, They found us all, and here are now."

Kagami: "Yeah, I still don't get it."

Tsukasa: "Sis, I'm scared..."

Miyuki: "Hey may you two fine Gentlemen Please let us go? We'll make it worth your while."

???: "No Thank you Four-Eyes, I was hoping to show L/n My New Art style! It's... BIGGER EXPLOSIONS! Hahahahaha!"

???2: "Deidara calm the fuck down, You're sounding Crazier than usual, and it's clearly not art."

Deidara: "You shut up Itachi! It is art! Fuck you!"

Deidara (A Former member of the explosive Corps/ the Youngest Akatsuki Member/ Is an Explosive Maniac, and Creates huge explosions Calling it art/ Has two mouths implanted on his hands to turn himself into A Kamikazee Bomb/ Presumedly died from Blowing himself up)

Itachi: "God, You're Such An Asshole."

Itachi Uchiha (Sasuke's Asshole Older Brother/ A Total Dickhead/ Killed his entire Village and Family Leaving Sasuke and their mother as the only survivors/ Is the Master of Fire Jutsu/ Just like his Little brother Can Make A Perfect Susanoo, The Ultimate Uchiha Technique)

Deidara: "And You're Much better Asshole?"

Konata: "Hey you don't have to let us down because when Y/n Gets here HE'S GONNA KICK BOTH OF YOUR FU-"

Kagami: "KONATA SHUT UP BEFORE YOU GET US KILLED!"