Been a while and thought why not get you guys something to smile about
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Flight attendant:Before landing, make sure all small items are secured
NCT, all turning to look at Hyunjae at the same time:
Hyunjae:What are you looking at?
Taeil:Do you feel safe Sky?
Hyunjae:Yes thank y- are you saying I'm small?
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A random hater:Oh please she couldn't even hurt a fly
NCT:
Hyunjae:You're right
Hyunjae:Because flys are innocent creatures that never knowingly hurt anybody
Hyunjae:You however
Hyunjae:I'm most definitely would
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Taeyong:Where are you going?
Hyunjae:Depends
Hyunjae:Like when I die, probably to Hell
Hyunjae:but for now I'm going to the bathroom
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Hyunjae:Ji can you toss me my will to live?
Jisung:Well even though it'd be fun to throw Chenle across the table, I can't.
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Reporter:If you get $50,000 but the person you hate the most get's $100,000, would you still take it?
Hyunjae:Ofcourse, why won't I want to get $150,000
Yuta:Sky sweetie no
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Hyunjae:Chenle please leave the light on before you leave my room, monsters might come in and I'm scared
Chenle:What makes you think a bright light would make them avoid this room?
Jaemin:...And that's how Sky ended up rooming with me for the past 3 months
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Kun:You're driving a car and you see Yangyang and Sungchan in the middle of the road.What do you hit first?
Hyunjae:Definitely Yang, I could never hurt Chanchan.
Yangyang, massaging his temples:The breaks Jae.You hit the breaks.
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Karina:Star I messed up.I just stole something.
Hyunjae:What did you steal?
Karina:*looks at the bouncy house in the backyard*
Hyunjae:oh.my.God.
Hyunjae,taking off her shoes:You stole my heart
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Chenle:Describe yourself in one word
Hyunjae:Yours
Chenle, tearing up:Disgusting
Hyunjae:O-
Chenle:Say it again
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[Hyunjae hanging out with other idols]
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Fanfiction❝𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢, 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝙽𝙲𝚃'𝚜 𝙰𝚌𝚎❞ ❝𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎❞, You've read stories of a female member from NCT, but this is the first one that's about a pure Filipino. ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏...
