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I'm feeling really giddy rn cause of these and I just want to share it to you guys and just say a big thank you for reading this story till now.I didn't think ppl would actually appreciate this but turns out there are some who did and I'm very thankful for you guys🥺💖

I didn't think ppl would actually appreciate this but turns out there are some who did and I'm very thankful for you guys🥺💖

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#43 out of 2.8k stories?That's insane y'all I'm gonna cry.Since I want to make you guys smile and just show how thankful I am I decided to upload this with some incorrect texts because they're funny🙌😗

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Hyunjae:Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Kun:Are you talking about prostitution, the movies or airplane tickets?
Hyunjae:No, I'm talking about glasses.

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Hyunjae:Oppa I cut my finger and it's bleeding.
Doyoung:Just put pressure on it.
Hyunjae:Listen here, if you don't get a job your family will disown you.
Doyoung:That should work ig

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Aespa:Have you been cheated on?
Hyunjae:Winter once ran to Jisung fir-
Winter:No I didn't
Hyunjae:I meant my puppy eonnie

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Nctzens:I fell for you
Hyunjae:Lol get up then the floor's dirty

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Hyunjae, walks into the kitchen:I smell something burning.What's burning Chan?
Sungchan:Only my burning desire for you
Hyunjae:Sure whatever but I can see the toaster on fire behind you

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Hyunjae:You can't spell dad without a
Lucas:Without a what
Hyunjae:Without a
Lucas:WITHOUT A WHAT?
Hyunjae:I SAID WITHOUT A WERE YOU LISTENING?

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Judge:Does the defendant have any requests?
Hyunjae:Death penalty your honor
Judge:But it's just a parking tick-
Hyunjae, leaning to the mic:Please kill me

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[Hyunjae running around and maniacally laughing]

Taeyong:What happened?
Mark:I don't know she just ate some gummy bears
Taeyong:The ones from the red bowl?

Mark:Uhm yeah
Taeyong:TAEIL YOUR GUMMY BEARS ARE GONE!
Taeil:OH MY GOD NOT MY VODKA BEARS!
Mark:...

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[Jeno and Jaemin gazing onto each other's eyes]
Hyunjae:*cracks open a can of soda loudly*
Jeno:
We're having a moment Hyunjae
Hyunjae:And so?I'm having a soda here

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Hyunjae:Being cute and short is difficult

Hyunjae:Whenever I'm angry at them they just giggle, coo and say "aww"
Hyunjae:Like no, stop.Recognize my power peasants

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Chenle:Oh come on I wasn't THAT drunk
Hyunjae:You tried coloring my face using highlighter because you told me I'm important
Hyunjae:And you did that after drinking a single shot of soju
Chenle:

Chenle:But you are important though

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Hyunjae, writing a letter to Santa:Dear Santa,
Hyunjae:I know I've been naughty this year
Hyunjae:And I'm also aware that it's you Taeyong stop fooling us

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Johnny to Ten:Your hands?I hold that.Your cheeks?I kiss that.Your heart?I own that.
Hyunjae:Hotel?Trivago.

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Hyunjae:I like that we say "oh man" when we get disappointed
Hyunjae:Because men, are in fact disappointing
NCT:

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Haechan:What goes and never comes down?
Hyunjae:The amount of stress you bring to this family

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Chenle:I'm crying.You made me cry
Hyunjae:I just told you my favorite singer is Renjun, baby
Chenle:This is not the time for pet names
Hyunjae:No, I'm calling you a baby
Hyunjae:I'm insulting you 

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Hyunjae:Sometimes I just feel like I don't fit anywhere
Jaemiin:What do you mean, you fit right here in my arms
Hyunjae:*cries and hugs Jaemin*

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MC:You're a foreigner right?What are you mixed with?
Hyunjae:My mom and dad

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Xiaojun:Date someone who will drag you outside at 2am to see the stars
Hyunjae:If ANYONE and I mean ANYONE wakes me up at 2 in the morning to look at the sky, they will be IMMEDIATELY removed from my life

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Hyunjae:Yes the rest of NCT are dumbasses
Hyunjae:But they're MY dumbasses so say something mean and I'll prepare your funeral

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Taeil:What if I implement a no pets policy in the dorm?
Hyunjae and Chenle:

Hyunjae:Say hi to being dormless Haechan

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Yuta:Taeyong you've gotta lift the 'curse ban'
Hyunjae:Why the mint chocolate chip would he do that man
NCT:

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What do you guys think of the new cover tho?👀

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