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Hyunjae:Don't go into the lving room
Taeyong:Why?
Hyunjae:I just saw a spider there
Taeyong:Did you kill it?
Hyunjae,crossing arms:It has 8 arms, I only have 2 it's not fair.
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Doyoung:I fucking hate SM
Taeil:Watch your language Doyoung, the dreamies are here.
Doyoung:My bad
Doyoung:I fucking hate-
Doyoung:*covers Hyunjae's ears*
Doyoung:SM
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Jeno:Have you heard of Murphy's law
Hyunjae:Ofcourse I do
Jeno:Then what is it?
Hyunjae:If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Jeno:Correct, now have you heard of Cole's law.
Hyunjae:No what is it?
Jeno:Thinly sliced cabbage
Hyunjae, walking away:That's not funny
Mark, rolling on the floor laughing:HE SAID COLESLAW
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Hyunjae:I just ended a 2 year relationship
Yuta:Really?Are you okay?
Hyunjae:Yeah, it wasn't my relationship anyway.
Yuta:For a moment I thought I have to go punch someone
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Hyunjae,talking to no one in particular:How do I play hard to get if I'm already hard to want?
Jisung,coughing:20*cough*01*cough*liner
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Hyunjae:Can I eat more chocolates?
Renjun:What did our manager say?
Hyunjae:She said no but I didn't think she's the boss of you
Renjun, handing her chocolates:Damn right she isn't
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Haechan:Would you slap me in the face as hard as you can for 1 million dollars?
Hyunjae, stretching:I could punch you in the face as hard as I can for free
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Hyunjae:Listen to me Jungwoo-oppa, you have to learn to love yourself.
Jungwoo:But I just heard you say you hate yourself??
Hyunjae:Yeah but this is about you, stay focused.
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Hyunjae, lying down with eyes closed:
Xiaojun:Hey are you sleeping?
Hyunjae:No I'm trying to die
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Hyunjae:I've only told 2 people other than my family I love you.
NCT:
Hyunjae:One is Chenle and the other one was the man at the mall I thought was Chenle
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Hyunjae:I like to wear Sungchan's hoodies so I can-*smacks Mark*
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Kun:Hyunjae's really cute when she's mad
Hyunjae:Get ready because I'm about to be SUPER adorable
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