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"THOSE TWO BECAME THE KING AND QUEEN OF GOTHAM CITY. AND GOD HELP ANYONE WHO DISRESPECTED THE QUEEN." - AMANDA WALLER
"I SLEEP WHERE I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WITH WHO I WANT." - HARLEY QUINN
".. BELLE REVE LOST A SOUL JUST TO GAIN ANOTHER." - HARLEY QUINN
"I SWEAR! I'M KEEPING IT AS A SOUVENIR, SOMETHIN' I CAN HAND OVER TO MY DAUGHTER AT HER WEDDIN' OR SOMETHIN'." - HARLEY QUINN
"AWE, JEE! I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GET RID OF NANA'S OLD COUCH. ... I REALLY LIKED THE SMELL OF THAT THING. PEE AND OLD FARTS.. IT REALLY COMFORTED ME.." - HARLEY QUINN
"HUH? WHAT WAS THAT? I SHOULD KILL EVERYONE AND ESCAPE? SORRY. THE VOICES. IM KIDDING! GEEZ! .. THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY REALLY SAID." - HARLEY QUINN
"IT'S A LION." - HARLEY QUINN
"THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN! ALSO, DO YOU MIND NOT TELLIN' CHARLIE 'BOUT ALL THIS? HE'S A LITTLE STINGY WITH THE GUNS." - HARLEY QUINN
".. SO I ASK MYSELF, WHAT'S EDWARD CULLEN WANT WITH AN INNOCENT SOUL LIKE BELLA? IT'S KIND OF A MISMATCH.. RAISES ALL KINDS OF QUESTIONS." - HARLEY QUINN
"OOH, SPANISH! I KNOW A BIT OF IT MYSELF. ER, DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTHECA? GRACIAS. MI NOMBRE ES HARLEY QUIN LA FABULOSA. AMI ME GUSTA HELLO KITTY Y PIZZA." - HARLEY QUINN
"ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WHERE THE OTHER PERSON BROUGHT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SIDE OF ME.. OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY? GEEZ, ALICE! I'M NOT SURE IF I ATTRACT CRAZY OR IF I MAKE THEM THAT WAY." - HARLEY QUINN
"OOH! IT MUST BE MY NEW NAILSIES! THEY'VE GOT HELLO KITTY ON THEM. THEY'RE VERY FASHIONABLE!" - HARLEY QUINN
"OF COURSE, THAT'S WHY SHE LEFT YOU, MR. BEAVIE! WOMEN LIKE MEN WITH STYLE AND LOTS OF CASH! YOU GOT NEITHER." - HARLEY QUINN
"I COULD ALWAYS HAVE MISTA J'S LAWYER SEND ME A BUNCH OF DIRTY MONEY AND WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER." - HARLEY QUINN
"WOW-EE! OH, BABY, I'D LIKE TO GNAW ON YOUR TWIGS!" - BERNIE THE BEAVER
"TO HIM, EVERYTHING SHE DOES COMES FROM WITHIN; FROM SOME DARK IMPULSE. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT MAKES HER SO THRILLING TO WATCH. SO DANGEROUS. EVEN PERFECT SOMETIMES, BUT ALSO DAMN DESTRUCTIVE." - AUTHOR
"IN THE INTENSIVE TREATMENT BUILDING, RIGHT UNFER THE SOLITARY CONFINEMENT CELLS. GOOD TIMES." - HARLEY QUINN
"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! CADS AND CROOKS! CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! WELCOME TO THE HOME OF CLOWNS, THE HOME OF THOSE WHOM THE DEVIL DARES AND ACTS UPON IT! FOR TO TICKLE YOUR EYES AND EARS, AND MAKING HEARTS TO THUMP, I SERGEI ALEXANDER HALY AM PROUD TO INTRODUCE MY ... AS-TOUND-ISHING CIRCUS OF PASSION AND TALENT. A PLACE WHERE BEAUTY WALKS WITH DANGER. A PLACE WHERE THR IMPOSSIBLE IS COMMONPLACE! AND WHERE NOTHING IS QUITE WHAT YOU EXPECT... WELCOME TO HALY'S CIRCUS!" - MR. HALY
"I DIDN'T GET THE JOKE." - HARLEY QUINN
"I'M A HARLEQUIN, REMEMBER? THE CIRCUS IS MY HOME." - HARLEY QUINN
"GEE.. I DON'T REMEMBER ADDING YOU TWO TO MY HALLUCINATIONS." - HARLEY QUINN
"I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING." - ALICE CULLEN
"THAT'S MY JOKER. THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME. MY PARTNER IN MADNESS. THE HARLEQUIN OF HATE. THE JESTER OF GENOCIDE. THE CALIPH OF CLOWNS. THE MOGUL OF MOUNTEBANKS. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE." - HARLEY QUINN
"OH, PLEASE. OH, PLEASE. OH, PLEASE DON'T LET THAT BE ANOTHER MURDER. PLEASE JUST LET IT BE A REGULAR OL' BORING KIDNAPPIN' OR SOMETHIN'." - HARLEY QUINN
"PAYING IS FOR DUMMIES." - HARLEY QUINN
"EW.. SEX JUICE." - HARLEY QUINN
"THAT'S SOME GOOD STUFF ONE HIT IS ALL YA NEED." - HARLEY QUINN
"I DATED OVER A DOZEN BOYS BEFORE YER FATHER AN' I GOT MARRIED. YOU NEED TA EXPERIMENT MORE, DARLING.. I MEAN, THE TWO OF US MADE SURE WE TRIED EVERYTHING TWICE BEFORE TYIN' THE KNOT." - SHARON SWAN QUINZEL
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME." - HARLEY QUINN
"NO ONE CAN ESCAPE DEATH, HARLEEN." - THE GRIM REAPER
"GOODBYE, PEANUT.." - SHARON SWAN QUINZEL
"WHEN I'M DONE WITH YA, BATS, YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY STEPPED INNA BLACKBERRY AN' STRAWBERRY PIE!" - HARLEY QUINN
"HIS WALLS STOOD TALL, HIS HUMOR AND LAUGHTER HIS SHIELD AGAINST THE CRUELTY OF THE WORLD." - AUTHOR
"YOU ARE THE WALKING DEFINITION OF 'LOOSE CANNON,' HARLEY. FOR ALL I KNOW, YOU MIGHT DECIDE AT THE LAST MINUTE THAT JAMES' PLAN DOESN'T SOUND SO COCKEYED AFTER ALL, BECAUSE THE WIND CHANGED DIRECTION OR BECAUSE IT'S THURSDAY." - EDWARD CULLEN
"AS INSANE AS YOU ARE, YOU DO ENJOY LIVING." - EDWARD CULLEN
"I FEEL OUR ROMANCE IS DEAD." - HARLEY QUINN
"I BET THAT PAINTER, LEONARDO DICAPRIO, LOOKED ALL SEXY IN THAT CUTE, LITTLE TITANIC BOAT." - HARLEY QUINN
"JUST FOR THE RECORD, I AM NOT OPPOSED TA OPENIN' THE DOOR AND JUST TOSSIN' HIM OUT LIKE A POTATO SACK I BET HE'LL BOUNCE BACK ONCE HE HITS THE GROUND." - HARLEY QUINN
"CIRCUS-ING 101, EMMIE: LEARN HOW TO SWALLOW BIG OBJECTS." - HARLEY QUINN
"HE'S GOT YOU BY THE BALLS, MONEYBAGS." - HARLEY QUINN
"EDWARD CULLEN, YOU ARE THE MOST COWARDLY VAMPIRE I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." - HARLEY QUINN
