(A/N) Do you guys have any unpopular AJR opinions? You can share without judgement :)
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Ryan: You only attract what you fear.
Adam
Adam: Oh my God, I'm scared of ten billion dollars.
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Jack: Am I going too far?
Adam: No, no. You went too far 7 years ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Jack: Alba, I don't want you to be my girlfriend anymore.
Alba: :(
Jack: *Gets down on one knee* I want you to be my wife. F*cking marry me.
Alba: :D
Ezra: I don't know if I should be happy or concerned.
Austin:
Ryan:
Ryan: I CALL BEST MAN!
Cat: I'll make a bomb-ass bridesmaid!
Adam: *Bursts through the door*
Adam:
Adam: I'm going to be the flower girl. No arguments.
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Jack, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, older brother.
Adam, not looking up from his tea: Good morning, problem sibling.
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Ryan: Why can't you put a toaster in a bathtub of water?
Jack: 'Cause then the toast would get soggy.
Adam: NO-
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(When Jack was a baby)
Baby Jack: A...... Da...
Adam, rushing over to him: Oh my God! Were you going to say Adam?! Say Adam!
Baby Jack: .... Ada....
Adam: Yes! Say Adam!
Baby Jack: ... Da..... DEATH.
Adam:
Baby Jack: DESTRUCTION!
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Adam: I'm on my way, what should I bring?
Jack: A good attitude.
Adam: I'm not coming.
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Jack: If karma doesn't hit you, I f*cking will.
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Adam: What's the one thing I told you not to do?
Ryan: Burn the house down....
Adam: And what did you do?
Ryan: I made dinner for everyone!
Adam:
Ryan:
Ryan: And burned the house down.
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Jack: God give me patience.
Ryan: Don't you mean strength?
Jack: If God gave me strength everyone would be dead.
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Adam: Fasten your seatbelts and strap the f*ck in, because we're about to have a mental breakdown.
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Ryan: What happened to your fingers? They're covered in bandaids!
Jack: You know those chefs on TV who cut up their vegetables really fast?
Ryan: .....Yeah?
Jack: I can't do that.
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Jack: Disrespect me and I will eat your shower curtains.
Adam: My shower has glass doors.
Jack: Well then, crunchity munchity, b*tch.
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Ryan: Why is everything a competition for you?
Jack: Is it really a competition if I always win?
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Jack: *Screams*
Adam: I'm sorry, but when did I f*cking ask?
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(A few years ago)
Jack: Hey, Ryan. I think Adam accidentally mixed up our lunch boxes. Look.
Jack: *Holds up a paper with "I love you so much ❤️" written on it*
Ryan: Oh, that explains this.
Ryan: *Holds up a paper with "Please be good. For the love of God, please be good" Written on it*
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Ryan: What goes up but never comes down?
Adam: The amount of love I have for you.