(A/N) Hey, dudes! What was your first impression of AJR? I thought their band name was weird, lol. Of course I didn't know it stood for their names back then.
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Jack: Pass the vodka.
Ryn: But it's breakfast ? !
Jack: Fine, pass the jam, too.
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Jack: Without ugly in the world, there would be nothing beautiful.
Adam: Thank you for your sacrifice.
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(Ominous Positivity)
Ryan: You will be okay. You have no choice.
Adam: Everything will turn out fine, you cannot stop it.
Jack: You will succeed. It is inevitable.
AJR: Happiness is coming. You can't escape.
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Jack: *Takes off his hat to reveal another hat underneath*
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Person: We need a distraction! Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
AJR: Our time has come.
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Ryan: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Jack, spitting out his water: thE COW?!
Ryan:
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Ryan: Let's go get a birthday cake!
Adam: But it isn't any of our birthdays.
Jack, slyly: The cake won't know that.
Adam:
Adam: Fair point. Let's get two.
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Adam, answering the phone: Hello?
Jack: It's Jack.
Adam: What did he do this time?
Jack: No, it's me. Jack. It's actually me.
Adam: What did you do this time?
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Ryan: At my funeral I'm going to have a Kahoot game with 1000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will.
Jack: Bold of you to assume I'm ever letting you die.
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Adam: This doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took my gummy bears, come forward and all will be forgiven.
Ryan and Jack: *Stands still and is completely silent*
Adam: Smart. You knew I'd never forgive you.
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Ryan, to Jack: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible brother wouldn't want you doing.
Ryan: Good thing Adam's not here!
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Adam: Uh, why are you covered in glitter?
Jack: Why aren't YOU covered in glitter?
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(When they were little and sharing a room)
Jack: Can I sleep with a nightlight on?
Adam: And allow the monsters a beacon to our location? I don't think so.
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Adam: Why are we microwaving a fork?
Ryan: Because we can.
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Jack: I failed the business safety test today.
Adam: Why? What happened?!
Jack: Well, one of the questions was "in case of fire, what steps would you take?"
Adam: And?
Jack: Well, apparently "F*CKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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Ryan: How are we going to write this song?
Jack: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.
Adam: I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.
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Adam: Since when is babysitting Jack and Ryan my....
Adam: *Realization* Oh my God, that's exactly my job.
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Ryan: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon, Jack?
Jack: I'm a knife.
Alba, from the other room: He's a little spoon!
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Adam, hyperventilating: whY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Jack, laying on the couch: What the f*ck does that even mean???
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Person: Any extreme sports you've tried this year?
Ryan: Doing my homework while my teacher was collecting it.
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Ryan: Hewo my fwiend!
Ryan: You are so vewy pwecious to me!
Adam: .... Why are you talking like that?
Ryan: I stawted doing it iwonically but now I can't stop!
Adam: STOP! You're gonna spwead the curse!
Ryan: Too wate! You are affwicted!
Adam: BWAST YOU!!!
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Ryan: Y'know, I wish you guys would take a greater interest in my dramatics. We're brothers, but sometimes it feels like we're just roommates.
Jack: Ryan, if you don't cut it out with your MIDDLE CHILD NONSENSE-
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Jack, after reading Adam's diary: Wait, do you know what this means?!
Ryan: That you're really nosy?
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Ryan: You remind me of the ocean.
Adam: Why? Because I'm salty and I scare people?
Ryan: No, because you're so deep, mysterious, unpredictable, calming, entrancing, and beautiful.
Adam, starting to cry: O-oh.
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Jack: Honestly, if someone tenderly cradled my face, I think at this point I'd probably cry.
Alba: Are you okay?
Jack: No.
Adam and Ryan, bursting through the door: WE VOLUNTEER TO CRADLE YOUR PRECIOUS FACE.
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