(A/N) What's the most recent AJR song you listened to? Or what's the last song you listened to?
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Jack: We can never let anyone know that we got one-upped by Adam.
Ryan: Agreed.
Jack: Take it to the grave?
Ryan: To the grave.
Jack: This conversation never happened.
Ryan: I don't even know who you are.
Jack: ....That's hurtful. You took it too far.
Ryan: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.
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Jack: I'm tired of being nice *Eyes glow silver*
Adam: Jack, your eyes are the same. You just said "eyes glow silver" out loud.
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AJR: *Outside of a closed pet store at midnight*
Ryan: Wait, guys..... *Points at no trespassing sign*
Jack: Oh no, what do we do?
Ryan: Hmm..
Ryan: Jack, wait here. That way it'll only be dos-passing not tres-passing.
Jack: : O
Adam: Brilliant.
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Person: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Other person: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Adam, sleep deprived: People who sleep are weird.
Jack, fully drunk: I was a sock once.
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Ryan: Those bumper cars were super fun!
Adam: That was a parking lot, and next time I'm driving.
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Kidnapper on the phone: We have your brother, pay us and you'll get him back.
Adam: Which one?
Kidnapper, while Jack is looking at him intensely: .... The hot one.
Adam:
Adam: He made you say that, didn't he?
Kidnapper, in tears: Just please take him back.
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Alba: Jack and I are officially dating.
*Everyone gasps*
Alba:
Alba: Jack, why the hell are YOU surprised?
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Jack: I'm so annoying and stupid.
Alba:
Ryan:
Adam:
Jack, starting to cry: No, Jack. You're not annoying OR stupid and we love you.
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Ryan: Okay, we need to be careful and quie-
Jack: *Trips over everything, and accidentally sets his pants on fire*
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Jack: I'm ignoring you.
Adam:
Jack: I said I'm ignoring you.
Adam:
Jack: STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU.
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Ryan: Hey, we bought 144 pairs of plastic vampire teeth. *Spills them out onto the table*
Adam: ....Did you two get groceries like I asked?
Jack, with fangs in his mouth: What groceries?
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Ryan: People who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don't give a f*ck about anybody.
Adam: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.
Jack:
Jack: how do you set your phone to dungeons and dragons ????
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AJR: Music is just wiggling air.
Other people in the music industry: Please just stop talking. We're literally begging you.
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Jack: Adam, thank you for dealing with me last night. I love you, you're so amazing.
Adam: I just hit you with a pillow so you'd stop crying.
Jack: It's what I needed.
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(When they were little)
Jack: Ah, it's fall and everything is falling....
Jack: Leaves....
Jack: My serotonin levels...
Jack: and RYAN! *Pushes Ryan down the stairs*
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(AJR, playing cards after a show)
Adam: *Shows card* King of hearts.
Ryan: *Throws down uno card* Plus four! Green!
Jack: *Holds out a Pokemon card* Pikachu, I choose you!
Austin: What the hell are you guys playing?!?
Adam: *Slams down credit card* AND YOU'RE BANKRUPT!
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Adam: I drink to forget, but I always remember.
Ryan: You're drinking orange juice.
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Adam: What was that noise?
Jack, standing over a smashed cookie jar: VICTORY!
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Person: Would you slap one of your brothers for 500$?
Adam, mad at Jack and Ryan: I'd roundhouse kick them for free.
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Ryan: Top three people who scare me.
Ryan: 1. Adam.
Ryan: 2. My older brother.
Ryan: 3. The A in AJR.
Ryan: And Adam, if you're seeing this, please give me back my goldfish. I refuse to believe it's "dead".
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Jack: I'm not talking.
Ryan, sharpening a knife: That's okay, I have ways of making people talk.
Ryan: *Cuts a slice of cake*
Jack: Can I have some?
Ryan: Cake is for talkers.
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Jack: Did it hurt?
Adam: Did what hurt?
Jack: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell.
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Adam: We have a problem.
Ryan: Wait a second. I'm not drunk enough to listen to this.
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Adam: Name one time I haven't acted professional.
Ryan: You're holding a juice box right now.
Adam: It's to stop me from spilling my juice!
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Adam: Why's the kitchen on fire?!
Jack:
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