(A/N) On a scale of 1 to infinity, how much do you love AJR?
Also, I made a long chapter in celebration of twenty chapters! I hope y'all enjoy <3
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Alternate Responses to "I love You"
Ryan: *Laughs nervously*
Jack: Thanks.
Adam: A horrible decision, really.
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Adam and Ryan: Hey guys.
Jack, internally: It's my two wonderful brothers who I love very much and cherish. They're the most precious siblings I could ever ask for and I should greet them in a manner expressing my appreciation for them.
Jack, externally: You two look like sh*t today.
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Ryan: Whoever makes Adam go to sleep gets 100 dollars.
Jack, holding a baseball bat: Alright, where is he?
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Adam: It was a simple job! I can't believe how DUMB you guys are! This was our one chance and you two completely RUINED IT!
Person: Yeah, your brothers are sh*t.
Adam: Say that again and I'll rip your throat out.
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(This video is amazing btw ^)
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Ryan: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Jack, crying: PLEASE just say F*CK!
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Jack: Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.
Adam: Please say something else.
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Ryan: Life gets so much better once you accept yourself for the weird little b*tch that you are.
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Adam, holding up a picture of Jack and Ryan: Have you seen my brothers?
Ezra: Uh, not since yesterday. Are they missing?
Adam: Oh, no. They're fine. They're baking in the kitchen right now.
Adam: I just want people to look at them. Aren't they perfect?
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Ryan: You've been ignoring all of your problems!
Jack: I know.
Ryan: You know that's unhealthy, right?
Jack: I'm ignoring that, too.
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Adam: First of all, I'm not boring. Second of all, my vast knowledge of every cartoon in existence is endearing, so f*ck you.
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Jack: Trauma? You mean the reason I'm freaking hilarious?
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Adam: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Jack: I CAN HUG YOU FOR FORTY FIVE SECONDS????
Adam: No, wait! I said four to five! Not forty five!!!!
Jack, already hugging him: TOO LATE.
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Ryan: You know what really gets my goat?
Jack: El Chupacabra.
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Ryan: See? I told you I was good to drive.
Adam: Dumb*ss, I drove. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate.
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Jack: I love it when Adam is asleep.
Jack: He looks so peaceful, so happy.
Jack, pulling out a marker: And extremely vulnerable!
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Ryan: You know how I roll!
Ryan: And I don't mean that time I fell into a trashcan on top of that hill.
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AJR: *Getting ready for a show*
Adam, turning to Jack: Okay, are you ready?- Wait, what the hell are you wearing?
Jack, wearing a short skirt and a neon green t-shirt: It's my *ss kicking outfit, b*tch.
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Ryan: For self defense purposes, I'm going to pretend to be a mugger and you guys have to act wisely!
Adam: Okay.
Jack: Sure.
Ryan: If you want to live, give me all your money!
Jack: Bold of you to assume I have any money.
Adam: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Ryan: Guys, no-
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Jack, putting honey in his tea: Oh, yeah. Get in that leaf juice, you beautiful bee sauce.
Adam: ....Do you take constructive criticism?
Jack: I absolutely f*cking don't.
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Adam: Hey, do you have any shaving cream?
Jack: No, I don't like the taste.
Adam: Wait, you eat shaving cream?
Jack: No! Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?!
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Ryan: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker: What?
Adam: Ignore him.
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Ryan: How do I get revenge on my enemies?
Adam: The best revenge is letting go and living life to the fullest.
Ryan:
Ryan: Jack, how do I get revenge?
Jack: Head. Brick. Done.
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Jack: Please revoke the swearing rule.
Adam: Why?
Ryan, from the other room: Diggity dog darn it! That really DILLS my PICKLES!
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Adam: *Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) wake me up inside, SAVE MEEE*
Jack: *Wake me up before you go-go, cuz I'm not planning on going solo*
Ryan: *Wake me up when September ends*
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(When they were little)
Ryan, waking Adam up in the middle of the night: What does coffee taste like?
Adam, half asleep: Not as good as it smells.
Ryan: Oh.
Ryan: Just like shampoo.
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Jack: I'm going to taco bell, you want anything?
Adam: I want my mental health back.
Jack, looking in his wallet: I got 12 dollars.
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Ryan, going through a McDonald's drive thru: Hi, do you guys have happy meals here?
Worker: Uh, yeah.
Ryan: Can I get just the happy without the meal.
Worker:
Ryan: Please.
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Jack: Do you want to run around the world, bro?
Ryan: Sure, bro.
Jack: *Runs around Ryan*
Ryan: Why'd you do that?
Jack: 'Cause you're my world, bro.
Ryan: Bro.
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Jack: Dear, Santa.
Jack: I'm writing to let you know, I've been naughty this year.
Jack: And it was worth it, you judgmental piece of crap.
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Ryan: Not all dogs are good boys.
Jack: :(
Ryan: Some are good girls!
Jack: :)
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Ryan: I want you to kill someone, but make it look like an accident.
Jack: Say no more.
(Later)
Police Officer: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.
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Adam, walking outside: Why the hell is there chicken nuggets all over the ground out here?
Ryan: We planted chicken nugget trees for you!
Jack: Yeah, we know how much you love chicken nuggets, so we thought we'd surprise you!
Adam: You did w h a t?
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Interviewer: So, what makes you happy?
Adam: Well, I'm glad you asked.
Adam: *Pulls out a photo album of Ryan and Jack*
Adam: My angel brother, and my dumb*ss brother.
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