Ryan, with his foot stuck in a chair: You may be asking, "Ryan, how'd you get your foot stuck in that chair?"
Ryan: *slightly baffled and trying to get out* Well guys, Ryan doesn't know either
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Jack: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?
Adam: Uh, the good news..
Jack:
Jack: It's very unlikely that I'll do it again.
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Ryan: Do you remember the plan if I ever get attacked and fall down?
Jack: Of course.
Ryan: Tell me.
Jack: In the case of if you're ever being attacked, as you fall to the ground, I am to say "MMM WHATCHA SAY~" no matter the circumstances.
Ryan: Good. I'll do the same for you, of course.
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Ryan: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Ryan, to Jack: Hey, Spaghetti. Time for dinner.
Jack: What are we having?
Ryan: Adam
Adam: How the hell am I related to you?
Ryan: Shut up, potato.
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Adam: Jack, can you carry this for me?
Jack: I don't know, I can barely carry the weight of my depression.
Adam: Jack, just pick up the freaking grocery bag.
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Jack, rushing into the room: GUYS, THE FLOOR IS HOT LAVA!!!!
Ryan & Jack: *both jump on the couch, screaming*
Adam, slowly laying down on the floor: Oh no
Jack: Adam! The floor is hot lava! Get on the couch!
Adam, sighing and not moving an inch from the ground: I wish I could, but the lava is just too much
Ryan, with tears in his eyes: wE CAN'T LOSE YOU LIKE THIS
Adam: I'm sorry, but I think it's my time to go
Jack & Ryan: NOOOOOOOOO
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Jack: Hello officer, what seems to be the problem?
Cop: I'm sorry, sir. But you can't drive a motorcycle with three people on it. I'm going to have to take you all in.
Jack: Wait- Three? Three people???
Adam & Ryan:
Jack, freaking out: WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME SHAY FELL OFF???
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Jack: Adam won't come out of his room.
Ryan, looking at his phone: Eh, just tell him I said something.
Jack: Like what?
Ryan: Anything factually incorrect.
Adam, a few minutes later: did yOU JUST SAY THE SUN IS FREAKING PLANET??
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