disclaimer: this is a collection of messages i have screenshot over the last year. none of my friends know how to act. except the third + sixth one, those i snatched off the internet. enjoy
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willnesnogsdogs
i feel ugly when i cry
georgegrindsonkisds
will, you're ugly regardless stop being silly
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georgegrindsonkids
we can't keep getting heartbroken by ugly ass hetero people
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willnesnogsdogs
hi my gorgeous boyfriend how are you doing this beautiful morning. i hope you woke up in a good mood and ready to start your day off right with a bible quote. philipines 1:14
willnesnogsdogs
lmmmaaaaaoooooo imagine
willnesnogsdogs
gm cunt wyd tho
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willnesnogsdogs
just grab my cock
willnesnogsdogs
and don't say anything
georgegrindsonkids
that's sexual harassment
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willnesnogsdogs
you just have to find that something
willnesnogsdogs
it could be anything
willnesnogsdogs
anyone
willnesnogsdogs
it could be a piece of fucking yarn
willnesnogsdogs
but if it makes you think about how you somewhat matter
willnesnogsdogs
make it your most prized possession
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willnesnogsdogs
come to my house
georgegrindsonkids
what are we gonna do
willnesnogsdogs
each other
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georgegrindsonkids
good boys are sometimes ugly boys and that's okay
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willnesnogsdogs
my sister skips 13 14 and 15 when she counts
georgegrindsonkids
she skips all the depressing teen stages
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georgegrindsonkids
if my first born is ugly
georgegrindsonkids
you can have it
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willnesnogsdogs
if you can fist pump, you can dance
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willnesnogsdogs
i can't adopt you because if i fuck you, it'll be illegal
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willnesnogsdogs
why did you even take my sweater to that big ass casino town
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womp