a collection of things that my friends have said. pt. 2
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james.🍇 2:37 pm [to alex]
tell fraser to bring me toilet paperalex took a screenshot
james.🍇 2:38 pm
why did you screenshot that you antichrist-
george.🍓 10:18 am
should i get will flowers??george.🍓 10:18 am
or is that too much?alex.🍑 10:19 am
get him dead onesalex.🍑 10:19 am
so its likealex.🍑 10:19 am
in the middle-
george.🍓 3:25 am
im trying to be a theatre kidjames.🍇 3:26 am
you're tryna be annoying and gay ?james.🍇 3:26 am
wait you already arejames.🍇 3:27 am
*dabs*-
will.🍉 9:00 am
i was in the hospital...fraser.🍒 9:01 am
WHYfraser.🍒 9:01 am
AND WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME CUNTwill.🍉 9:03 am
bc my dick is too fatfraser.🍒 9:05 am
ur annoying-
james.🍇 5:17 pm
haven't pooped yetfraser.🍒 5:17 pm
what?? why not?james.🍇 5:18 pm
im scared of making noisefraser.🍒 5:18 pm
just poop 😂james.🍇 5:18 pm
its hard bc i can't watch judge judyfraser.🍒 5:19 pm
do u want my headphones?😭james.🍇 5:20 pm
no i have headphonesjames.🍇 5:20 pm
its just not the same-
alex.🍑 12:58 pm
will do you have a camera?will.🍉 1:00 pm
nowill.🍉 1:00 pm
i have aids tho-
james.🍇 6:52 pm
por quewill.🍉 6:53 pm
i don't speak french :((-
george.🍓 4:23 am
never pass theatre kids the aux cordwill.🍉 4:25 am
they would just play hamilton really low just to make sure everyone in the car could hear that they know every word in the hopes of getting a "wow you're talented" to boost their dream of being an actor even tho deep down they know that they have no real talent and that no matter how much they quote a struggling play-write somewhere they will always be fucking annoying-
lads💅🏻
james.🍇 2:45 pm
just went to the new burger placefraser.🍒 2:45 pm
they were very nice! but they forgot to put meat on james' burger.-
alex.🍑 9:48 pm [to james]
i still hate the fact that you called me lettuce and i said i love you-
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