tongue tied.

monsters au.🍒

"homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve, not adam and achieve."

will, the mummy.
chaotic neutral
18
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"anytime you hear thunder, that's satan clapping god's cheeks."

joshy, the ghost.
chaotic good
17
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"there is no physical evidence that today is tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever."

stephen, the flame.
chaotic good
17
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"girls be crying over a dude who reads at a third grade reading level. he's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out. give him a second."

george, son of medusa.
chaotic neutral
18
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"everything is a sin. have you ever sat down and read the bible? technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."

james, son of frankenstein.
chaotic neutral
18
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"bitches be suicidal and still put their seatbelts on. bitch is you about it or not?"

alex, the vampire.
chaotic bad
17
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"sexuality is so dumb. why does it even matter who you like? no one is going to like you back anyway."

fraser, son of the lagoon monster.
chaotic good
18

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i had an idea. and this is it...this was my idea. ship whoever with whom ever, im giving y'all the info, do as you will :)💞

also i fucking love making these, they're sm fun