A/N: really just a filler
and omggg i went to the mall the other day and there were these two guys that kept catcalling me and my friends and he walked up to me and he was just like "you're cute" and I shit you not I shouted "OH SHIT" AND I RAN AWAY AND THATS ME DEALING WITH FLIRTING
And if nobody got what Niall was talking about at the end of the chapter he was talking about harry being a princess in bondage
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"Do you think we're a bit weird?" I'm asking a week later.
"The awkward depressed kid and the badass that isn't really that badass? No way," Niall laughs, "Nothing weird about that."
"Nothing at all." I laugh.
We were in a rather intimate position.
My head was on Niall's lap as he just played and ran his fingers through my hair.
I wasn't really big on people touching my hair but Niall was cute and Irish so he was an exception.
"I think you could rock dreadlocks, Harry." Niall says, twirling strands of my hair in between his fingers.
"Yeah, me in dreads? Not until I die, Niall Horan."
"If you ever get dreads I'll start calling you Whoopi Goldberg instead of princess." Niall cackles to himself.
"You're the worst person ever." I laugh, reaching a hand up to bop Niall's nose.
"And you're the cutest." Niall whispers, leaning down and pressing his mouth against mine.
I lean up slightly and tilt my head, deepening the supposedly small peck.
Niall smiles and removes his hands from my hair to cup my face instead.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, power couple!"
God forbid its who I think it is.
I pull away and look up and of course, Zayn is standing there with raised eyebrows and arms opened like he was expecting a welcome back cuddle or something.
"Zayn!" I exclaim nevertheless, jumping off the couch and running up to him.
"I actually missed you for once, ya doof." Zayn laughs, pulling me into a bear hug. "I'm so proud of you."
"Proud of me for what?"
"I told you to get the criminal and you did! You get to suck his dick; which is a great accomplishment, Harry."
"Z, I haven't sucked his dick."
"One-night stands lead to marriage." Zayn whispers in my ear.
At this point I pull away --because it must've been weird for Niall to watch me and Zayn hugging and whispering into each others ears at the same
time-- and I glance at him.
Zayn then whistles, "He's even hot! Way to go, H!"
Niall raises an eyebrow back at him. "You're not to shabby yourself, Z." Niall says, stealing my nickname for Zayn.
"Hey!" I exclaim, jumping in between them to cut of their gaze of each other. "You're not allowed to make my boyfriend like you, Zayn."
"I missed you too." Zayn rolls his eyes, jumping to sit on my island table. "Where's your cat? Charlie!"
I ignore the way that Charlie scampers to Zayn and instead sit back beside Niall.
"Jealous?" Niall beams.
"Mine," I mumble, resting my head on Niall's shoulder.
"Who's that?"
"Zayn, my best friend."
"I thought I was your best friend?"
"Nah, that's me. Harry couldn't get rid of me if he tried." Zayn interrupts.
"I know." I roll my eyes at his comment. "I actually have tried."
"So you're the criminal, huh?" Zayn blurts. How subtle. "If I didn't know any better I'd think you were the type of loser that works at a pet store and is vegan and shit."
Niall laughs, "I like you, Zayn."
"I like me too." Zayn winks at Niall and God, he's flirting dammit.
"No, Zayn." I scold. "Don't flirt with him, he's mine. Stay in your lane, Z."
"And you were making out!" Zayn continues. "I walked in and you guys didn't even noticed and continued to snog!"
"Zayn." I warn.
"Damn, innocent, quiet, wallflower Harry Styles and a most wanted." Zayn sighs. "You are living proof of go big or go home, Harry. I'm so freakin' proud!"
(I totally said he'd say that.)
"You're worser then my mother." I laugh, "Go to your own apartment or move in with me, choose."
"See you later, Harry. You too, ya wannabe badass you." Zayn hops off the counter.
I huff and Zayn chuckles out, "Harry has a really bad kink!" Before giggling and leaning.
"I do not." I blurt after.
"We'll discuss your kink later." Niall laughs, leaning in and pressing his mouth against mine again.
I deepen the kiss by grabbing the collar of Niall's shirt and pulling him closer to me.
Niall hums lightly, grabbing my waist and pulling me into his lap.
"God Harry! I leave and you just go back to eating each others faces off?" The all to familiar voice exclaims and I groan, pulling away from Niall.
"Did you get it in?" Zayn mouths, forming a circle with his thumb and pointer finger and taking his other finger to jam it into the circle, initiating-- "Zayn!" I shout and Niall bites his lip to hold back a laugh.
"Alright, I'm gone now. You two are cute as hell though."
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A/N: QUESTION: I'm having an issue i have no story ideas and I'm terrified I'm going to have nothing to write after this sO my question is what is a story idea you like that you want to be written (and heyyy if you don't want to comment it private message it to me we can talk about zayn malik and how pretty kylie jenner is)
And I had this dream that 5sos came to my school and they sang and then they all disappeared except luke and he stayed around to take pictures with fans and this chick just sHOWED UP and takes luke's phone off ash's drums and follower herself on twitter and steals his phone and the school went into lockdown mode for luke's phone so I went up to the girl and she was too scared to give it to him so I take it and I give it to luke and explain what happened and he just laughs and says "okay" but doesn't take the phone back and so after the school bell rings I go find luke in this locker BUT IM EATING A COOKIE and I'm like "here's your phone" and he's like "what" and I motion I'm eating so he just laughs and says okay then he asks me if I want to see his locker and in like "okay?¿?" Then he opens it up and it's this my little pony lunchbag and backpack then I laugh and say its cute then he just blushes and he's like "you're very pretty" and I woke up LONG STORY SHORT I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY MADE MYSELF A LUKE GIRL
that was really long so I think I'll go now
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