Now that the first season of this book is done, I decided to make some bloopers. I have absolutely no idea why, but hey, when my brain thinks of something, it's best just to go with it.
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Director Wakiya: Alright, Valt, you need to scream "Y/N, you're alive?" at the top of your lungs, okay?
Valt: Got it!
Y/N: Is that really a good idea?
Director Wakiya: Good point. Valt, tone it down a little bit when you yell.
Valt: Got it!
Y/N: Wait, why is it Valt that's going to discover I'm alive?
Director Wakiya: I don't know, and I don't care. Alright, action!
Valt: *running up to the beach* Y/N, you are alive? *falls down*
Director Wakiya: Cut! Try again!
Valt: *running up to the beach* Y/N, you are-
Honcho: *charges in* -my fire! The one desire! Believe when I say...
Valt: I WANT IT THAT WAY!
Honcho: *super off-tune* TELL ME-
Y/N: Why are they singing?
Valt: *shakes head* Those aren't the lyrics. They're "-why? Ain't nothin' but a heartache", Not "-why? Are they singing".
Director Wakiya: *facepalms* Is it too late to pay somebody else to be Valt?
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E/C-Eye: Alright, Shu. When we get on that roller coaster, you need to hold on tight.
Shu: Alright, but promise me one thing.
E/C-Eye: *whispering* Stick to the script.
Shu: Just... promise me that you'll never give me up.
E/C-Eye: *glances at Director Wakiya with confusion*
Director Wakiya: Just go with it.
Shu: Promise me! Promise that you're never gonna give me up!
E/C-Eye: Fine... Now let's go onto the roller coaster!
Shu: No! You have to promise that you're never gonna let me down either!
E/C-Eye: Wait a second...
Shu: Never gonna run around and desert me! *does the Rick Roll dance*
E/C-Eye: I don't get payed enough. *throws mask to the floor and storms off grumbling*
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Ashtem: Let's head back to the Snake Pit now.
E/C-Eye: But you said you would let me be free when Shu Kurenai was in your possession!
Ashtem: *places hand on E/C-Eye's shoulder* My child. I know almost everybody wants to be the number one blader, Mr. De La Hoya, but I am afraid it is not possible for you to be Free.
*silence*
Gold Eye: *bursts out laughing*
E/C-Eye: Are you kidding me right now? Free puns? Really?
Director Wakiya: I GIVE UP! We'll try again in the next season! *storms away*
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I hope you had as much fun reading the bloopers as I had writing them.