Craziest Month Ever

By Kaykacorn

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We all get crazy days. Some are crazier than other. Some make you believe that none of it is real-rather a dr... More

Just a quick note or 2
Mysterious visitor!
The meet
The meet p2
The meet p3
The meet p4
The meet p5
The meet p6
Peter Parker
Day 2 ~it can only get better
Day 2~it can only get better p2
Day 2~ it can only get better p3
Day 2~it can only get better- Dinner
Day 3~ wait what?
Day 3~wait what? p2
Day 3~wait what? p3
Day 4-Huh?
Day 4- Huh? p2
Day 4- Huh? p3
Day 4- Huh? p4
Petyr Lokison
Day 5, Chaos
Day 6, SHOOT!
Day 6, SHOOT! p2
Day 6, SHOOT p3
Day 6, SHOOT! p4
Day 6, SHOOT! p5
Day 6, SHOOT! p6
Day 7, uhm Barn?
Day 7, uhm Barn? p2
Day 7, uhm Barn? p3
Week 2 day 1 😎😎😎
Week 2 day 1 p2 😎😎😎
Week 2 day 1 p3 😎😎😎
Peter Danvers
Week 2 day 2 little mischief.
Week 2 Day 2 little mischief. p2
Week 2 Day 2 little mischief. p3
Week 2 Day 3 Mistakes.
Week 2 Day 3 Mistakes. p2
Week 2 day 4 punished
Week 2 day 4 punished p2
Week 2 Day 4 punished p3
Week 2 Day 5 Fun p2
Week 2 Day 5 Fun p3
Week 2 day 6 Aww!
Week 2 day 6 Aww! p2
Pete(y)r Danvers-Lokison (alphabetical)
Week 2 Day 7- royal family
Week 2 Day 7 royal family p2
Week 2 day 7 royal family p3
Week 2 Day 7 royal family p4
Week 3 day 1 human family
Week 3 day 1 human family p2
Week 3 day 1 human family p3
Week 3 Day 1 human family p4
Week 3 day 2, Time!
Week 3 Day 2, Locker!
Week 3 Day 2, 252!
Week 3 day 3
Week 3 Day 3 p2
Week 3 Day 3 p3
Week 3 Day 3 p4
Week 3 Day 3 p5
Week 3 Day 3 p6
Week 3 day 4 Auntie Hela
Week 3 Day 4 Auntie Hela p2
Week 3 Day 4 Auntie Hela p3
Week 3 Day 5 a discovery...
Week 3 day 5 a discovery... p2
Week 3 Day 6 what a sweet kid.
Week 3 Day 6 what a sweet kid p2
Week 3 Day 7 meeting them.
Week 3 Day 7 meeting them. p2
Week 3 Day 7 meeting them. p3
Week 4 Day 1 the trip
Week 4 Day 1 the trip p2
Week 4 Day 1 the trip p3
Week 4 Day 1 the trip p4
Week 4 Day 1 the trip p5
Week 4 Day 1 the trip p6
Week 4 Day 2 Science!
Week 4 Day 3 challenge
Week 4 Day 3 challenge p2
Week 4 Day 4 sick spider.
Week 4 Day 4 sick spider p2
Week 4 Day 4 sick spider p3
Week 4 Day 4 sick spider p4
Week 4 Day 4 sick spider p5
Week 4 Day 5 SCIENCE FAIR!!!
Week 4 Day 5 SCIENCE FAIR!!! p2
Week 4 Day 5 SCIENCE FAIR!!! p3
Week 4 Day 5 SCIENCE FAIR!!! p4
Week 4 Day 6 families :)
Week 4 Day 6 families :) p2
Week 4 Day 6 families :) p3
Week 4 Day 7 first date.
Week 4 Day 7 first date p2
Week 4 Day 7 first date p3
Week 4 Day 7 first date p4
Day 29. The final countdown...
Day 29. The final countdown... p2
Day 29. The final countdown... p3
Day 29. The final countdown... p4
Day 30. Endgame.
Day 30. Endgame p2
Day 30. Endgame p3
Day 30. Endgame p4.
Day 30. Endgame p5
Day 30 Endgame. p6
Credit scene, day 31. Best Day EVER!!!
Credit scene, day 31 p2 Best Day Ever!!!
Credit scene, day 31 p3 Best Day Ever!!!
Credit scene, day 31 p4 Best Day Ever!!!

Week 2 Day 5 Fun

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By Kaykacorn

Peter P's pov
Oww, how does this still hurt? At least it's better than last night...

I head down for breakfast, change into exercise clothes and train. It's only the second day of this schedule but I hate it already. I'm not one for routines, I hate being predictable.

Loki's pov
I am so excited for when Petyr comes to SHIELD today, I have two suprises for him. Well technically only one yet but I'm preparing the second.

Time travel sounds and colours
Asgard 15 years ago.

Loki's pov
I see past me flirting with Petyr's mother. I've been feeling very guilty not being able to tell him more about her so this should at the very least get me her name.

Past Loki's pov
Making a rose I say, "For you, Lady Carol Danvers."

Loki's pov
Carol Danvers.
That was easier than I expected.

Peter D's pov
Mom is taking me to school today and we'll be taking a car to stick to Mr. Fury's list thingy and I have no idea whether she can drive, she's always flying, I don't think I've ever seen her in a car.

Seeing me eyeing her driving, Mom laughs like crazy and says, "Kiddo I was a pilot before I was Captain Marvel, I can drive."

This relaxes me and Mom and I chat for the rest of the drive.

I really like the differences in my parent-child relationships, Mom and Dad are so different but I love them both so very much.

Time skip: after school

Peter P's pov
Ms. Romonoff is taking me to SHIELD while she explains the importance of being able to kill someone without effort. She is by far the scariest Avenger that I've met.

At SHIELD

Petyr's pov
"Helllllllo, mister."

Seeing it's fake Dad, I look at him in confusion and watch fake me go to fake Dad.

Dad then teleports us to his home and says, "Barn I have a few suprises for you."

That excites me and I look up at dad curiously.

"Have you ever time travelled before?" Dad asks and I shake my head.

"I thought as much," Dad says and he points at the outfit we chose last night and instructs me to get dressed and remove the charm that was making me look like Peter Parker.

Seventeen minutes later he knocks at the bathroom door, "Barn are you ok? It shouldn't take this long to change. "

I however could not respond as the outfit was kind of stuck over my one arm and my head in the other arm piece. It's not like I have any idea how this thing works. It's Asgardian armour.

"Petyr?" Dad calls again, his voice having a hint of worry in it.

"Little one, are you ok?" Dad asks but just then I somehow manage to trip over my clothes and fall to the ground.

I hear Dad's magic and he says, "Barn I'm coming in."

I honestly don't care, he had seen me in my underwear just a day before, halfway dressed is better than that.

Dad opens the door, his eyes grows wide and he starts to laugh. I furrow my eyes trying to say it's not funny but Dad seems to think this adds to the look and is even funnier so he laughs even more.

He then bends down next to me and pulls the entire thing off.

Dad looks at me, smirks and asks, "Better?"

"Yeah."

He then proceeds to help me get dressed by simply using magic and when we're done, smiles at me and guides me back to the living room.

Loki's pov
Petyr looks so cute. I just can't, it's taking every piece of my strengh to not coo and on top of that I have something that goes with the outfit, part of his suprise.

"Petyr?"

"Yeah, Dad?"

"Here." I hand him a horned helmet, similar to mine but smaller in both the horns lengh and size and the actual piece so that it would fit him and not be too heavy.

He takes it, admires it and then puts it on and he looks exactly like a mini me and I didn't even pick his outfit.

"Dad, why are you surprising me, like don't get me wrong, I love it, but..."

"Little one, this has nothing to do with yesterday. There is someone in the past I really want you to meet and it would be inappropriate to take you there in an outfit that doesn't fit with your title. As for the helmet, it's just something I promised myself at your age, if I even have a child, I'll give them a helmet similar to mine."

"Oh, that makes more sense, who is it that I'm going to meet?"

"My mother."

I then take his hand and we head to the time machine going to seven minutes after my conversation with Mother.

Insert time travel colours and music
At Asgard 2013

Frigga's pov
Now that really was an interesting conversation, it's sweet to see Loki not be the child for once.

"Hiiiii," a young boy says and I jump in suprise at the looks of him, gold, black and green armor, horns with black hair and emerald eyes.

"Oh, you must be Petyr."

He nods his head exitedly.

"Where's Loki, darling?"

"Dad said he wanted to go fetch a book in the library but he told me to come look for you."

So I take his hand and guide him to the kitchen. I was going to make biscuits tomorrow but now Petyr and I will be making them today.

Time skip
Petyr had taken off his helmet while baking.
The cookies are just about done and Petyr has flour all over his face.

Loki walks pass the kitchen, obviously being taken on his mounthly walk (_an: shhhh don't question it_) but then goes back in his tracks when he sees Petyr, tilts his head and look up to me questioningly.

Petyr however seems to somehow have not noticed the chains and ten guards and thinks this is the Loki he knows.

"Look, we made cookies, isn't it cool? I have a lot of flour all over me though," he informs Loki, as if he could not see it himself, the latter more confused than I thought possible.

Loki raises his eyebrow and asks, "Who are you?"

Petyr seems to only then notice the chains and guards and his eyes grow wide, obviously having no clue what to do and he hides behind me, this makes me laugh.

Loki looks disappointed by this and in a sad voice he says, "It's ok, Little one, I won't hurt you."

Petyr blinks in suprise and responds with, "Yeah I know, I'm just kind of shy."

At this Loki smiles and ruffles Petyr's hair the latter gladly accepting the touch.

"Loki, head back to your cell, you can meet Petyr at another day."

Loosing interest he turns back and heads to his cell.

Petyr shoots me a thankful look and I smile fondly. What a sweet kid...

"Now let's get you cleaned up."

"Ok!"

I get a wet cloth, pick up my grandson and place him on a chair.

When Petyr shuffles at the contact of the chair, I realize Loki had taken my advice and hide a laugh.

"Now, now sit still. I don't want to poke you in the eye trying to clean your face, darling."

Petyr blushes and says, "Oh, I uhh, uhh, I..."

Awwww, he's so cute.

"No need to stutter, it's ok. I just want to get this flour of your face."

When Petyr's face is all cleaned I magic the flour off of his clothing and kiss his forehead.

Author's pov
What neither knew was that Loki (the one who knows who Petyr is) was watching them and had taken about a million photo's of the two throughout the day.

Frigga's pov
"Uhh," Petyr stutters and I look down at him, smiling.

"W-what do I call you?"

"Granny, is just fine, darling. Now come along the cookies should be done soon."

"Yay! Ooh what do you think they'll taste like?"

"My guess, like cookies, dear."

Petyr pouts and says, "That's not what I meant."

Time skip: the biscuits are finished

"How about you make us all some tea to go with the biscuits, Petyr," Loki suggests and Petyr nods his head and runs off.

"How long after our last chat is this in your timeline?"

"About a day, I didn't want to burden you with the knowledge that he exists and not have you meet him," Loki responds obviously forgetting I can tell when he is lying.

"You are forgetting something, Loki..."

Loki looks at me but sighs and says, "A lot of bad things happen in the future Mother, I wanted you two to meet."

"That's more like it."

Petyr's pov
What is that? On the wall there are glass pictures behind the other glass pictures. One would not be able to see it if they did not have my Spider powers. My sight being up to eleven.

Squinting my eyes I see a woman standing next to a man, the woman has dark hair and the man blond, the woman is wearing a deer antler like helmet and the man an eyepatch. What's really standing out though is the woman is holding that hammer uncle Thor always brings with him no matter where he's going.

Loki's pov
What is taking him this long?

"Relax, Loki perhaps he is just searching for everything," Mother explains.

"You don't get it, he got stuck in his clothing this morning, then proceeded to trip and fall unable to call for help as his mouth was stuck."

"He's extremely clumsy, what if he managed to spill hot water on himself or if he got electrocuted or what if-"

"Loki," Mother cuts me off and I look at her.

"Relax, my child, you sound like a new parent, which I suppose you are but that's besides the point, breathe, all children are clumsy," Mother instructs so I obey.

10 minutes later

I can tell even Mother is getting worried as she keeps looking at the door.

"I'll just go check on him."

"Sure I'll join you," Mother says and I smile.

We arrive at the kithen to find Petyr staring at a goat.

"Petyr?"

"Oh, hi, I, there is, what is that?" Petyr asks and I look at him in confusion.

"The goat?"

"No the pictures, they're pretty," Petyr explains and I roll my eyes in amusement.

"Child, are you not forgetting something?"

"The tea!" Petyr yells and heads back to the kithen.

I look at Mother only to find her laughing like a maddend hyena.

"You use to do the same thing, Loki. I'd ask you to do the simplest task and find you an hour later in the library looking up the origin of said task," Mother says whilst laughing.

This causes me to smile.

Just then Petyr comes running in with our tea, smiling sheepishly at us.

"Do you like admiring things, Petyr?" Mother asks and he nods.

We all laugh and head to the fireplace with our tea and cookies.

After eating Mother takes Petyr to her chambers to do who knows what and I just watch in amusement when they return five minutes later, Petyr wearing an owl charm on his bracelet, chatting excitedly with Mother.

(An: an owl is to Frigga like a snake to Loki, in this fic at least)

"Granny, would you do that again?" Petyr asks and Mother smiles and summoms an illusion of an owl flying over our heads.

Petyr stares at it in awe and Mother looks at me and says, "Granny wants another one, make that happen," and she turns back to Petyr while I try desperately to not faint.

An hour later Petyr and I head back to our time not before Petyr gives Mother about a million goodbye hugs though...

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