(A/N) Okay, this is the second to last chapter and I've pretty much asked you guys a question for every single one of these updates (except the first few), and now you guys can ask me any questions you like!
So yes, this chapter, you guys will be the ones asking whatever the heck you want.
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Ryan, dreamily: Being half asleep and feeling someone plant a kiss on top of your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the whole world.
Jack: Unless you're home alone.
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Adam: I'm a moderate, peaceful man.
Ryan: Just yesterday you threw a guitar at Jack.
Adam: Which was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the keyboard I was initially planning on launching at him.
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Jack: *Staring out across the lake at a beautiful sunset*
Jack: I have yet to feel any emotions since I murdered my brothers.
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AJR, on stage watching a grandpa have a seizure because of their crazy light show: THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN!
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Arnetta showing up to her first rehearsal with AJR:
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Jack: It isn't gay if you think I'm hot.
Jack, winking: Everyone thinks I'm hot.
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Jack, spawning in Adam's apartment: Hey, bro. Surprised to see me?
Adam: I didn't say Bloody Mary three times in front of a mirror, so yes.
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Ryan: Yeah, I don't know. It's just not my cup of tea.
Jack: Then whose is it?!
Adam:
Ryan, holding a random teacup: I'm not sure.
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(When they were kids)
AJR: Believe it or not, but we're going to be a band that's able to sellout Red Rocks!
Their parents, surprised: Elaborate on that.
AJR, leaving to start street performing: No.
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Jack: What do you think I should make for dinner?
Ryan: Food, preferably.
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Jack: I didn't do anything.
Adam: I don't believe you, because I didn't ask.
Jack: frick.
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Ryan, crossing his legs: Men have nothing but the AUDACITY.
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Ryan, pulling out a cup and the milk: Oh boy, what a week.
Jack: It's Wednesday.
Ryan, putting the milk back and pulling out the chocolate milk: I'm going to need something a little stronger, then.
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(Planning for a radio show)
Adam: Learn the plans, become one with the plans.
Adam: Eat the plans.
Adam: Okay, any questions?
Chris: Uh, yes- when the f*ck was the last time you slept?
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Jack: Bending a spoon with my hands is the same thing as bending a spoon with my mind. My mind controls my hands, you see.
Adam, listening to Jack rant to him from the phone at 3am: ...... Yep.
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(AJR performing at a bar)
Jack: HEY! I'm singing, so get off your phones!
Everyone:
Jack: Unless you're taking photos of me...
Everyone:
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Person: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Ryan, deadpan: I'm a Pisces.
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Ryan: Joe, this song is dedicated to you.
Ryan: *Wacks Joe in the face with a ukulele*
AJR: *bows*
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Jack: Does everyone agree that recycling is important?
Adam, excitedly: Yes!
Jack: Good. Now you understand why I'm pro grave robbing, right?
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Ryan: What color are mirrors?
Ryan, to himself: No stop.
Ryan: I can't do this to myself tonight.
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Jack: And last but not least, my lucky hat!
Everyone: What's so lucky about it?
Jack: Once, when I was wearing this hat, everyone gave me a present.
Adam and Ryan: That's because it was your birthday.
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Jack: Would you like a drink?
Jack, opening the fridge: We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr pepper-
Alba: Spiders?
Jack: Spiders it is then!
Alba: No, that wasn't-
But he was already pouring her a brimming glass of spiders.
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Adam: I've taken to wearing a clown mask while I sleep to stop Ryan and Jack from breaking into my room at night.
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Okay, so if you guys want to be featured in the last chapter of this book, please send me your favorite incorrect quotes that I've had in my book! Or any new incorrect quotes you've come up with.