(A/N) Since it is Started_With_A_Dream's birthday, I dedicate this chapter to them. <3
Wish them a happy b-day in the comments! 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
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Jack: Sorry for stabbing you.
Ryan: It's cool.
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Jack, upset: I had popcorn earlier and now a kernel is stuck in my teeth. THIS IS NOW EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
Adam: *Hands him floss*
Jack: Crisis averted, well done team.
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Horny AJR fans: I just want to take all your clothes off.
Adam: Please fold them neatly.
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Adam: Jack never brings anything but death and bad advice.
Jack: That's not true!
Jack: Sometimes I bring pizza!
Adam: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
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Ryan: Would you like a drink?
Adam: What are the options?
Ryan: Yes or no.
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Jack: Guys, I-
Ryan: There is no "I" in this band, only "we."
Jack; Okay, well, "we" are depressed.
Adam and Ryan: Of course we are??
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(When Adam was a teenager)
Adam: I got us all fake IDs!
Ryan: To drink?
Adam: No, to vote. This country is in mayhem.
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Jack: I actually have a black belt.
Alba, impressed: In karate?
Jack: No, from Gucci.
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Ryan: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Jack: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed before.
Ryan:
Ryan: *sobs*
Adam: You f*cking scared him, you idiot!
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Jack: I had nothing to do with it!
Adam:
Jack: ........
Jack: Okay, so pouring glue on Ryan's keyboard was my idea, but I don't feel proud of it!
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Ryan: Jack, why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Jack: You mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?
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Adam: I don't want to talk about what happened.
Ryan: Would you rather sing about it?
Adam: Ry, I swear to god-
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Jack, concentrating:
Ryan: What's up?
Jack: Do you think that if centaurs slapped their own asses, they'll go faster?
Ryan:
Adam: We're disowning you.
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AJR fans at AJR probably: You guys are stupid, we like that in a man.
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Jack: How you hate to be wrong.
Adam: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.
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(When Jack was a baby and Ryan and Adam were babysitting him)
Adam, locked outside of their room: Ry! Open the door! What are you doing to Jack?? Are you torturing him?!?
Ryan, putting bows on Jack's head: No!
Adam: Open the damn door! You can't keep him locked in there forever!
Ryan, pulling out the lipstick he stole from their mom: He's not ✨ready✨ yet.
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Adam: Oh, haha. Our fans sent me a video.
Adam: *Opens it*
Video: You are my dad (you're my dad!) BoOgiE wOOgiE WoOGie!
Adam:
Jack: That's a nice father's day present!
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Ryan: So it's father's day. If any of your dad's suck or aren't there for you, I'm your dad now.
Ryan: C'mon, Sport! Let's grill footballs!
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Adam: That's it! I'm turning off the internet!
Jack: No please! I have a family to feed!
Adam:
Adam: What?
Jack, sobbing: My Neopets need me! I have to feed and take care of them!
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Ryan: How long has it been since you slept?
Adam: Three or four.
Ryan: Three or four what?
Adam, nodding: Three or four.
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Also happy father's day.