An Eventful Internship

By Captain_Kitler

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Sooooooo I'm really sorry but May is dead, much like everyone else in Peter's family. In this he used to have... More

What Truly Happens Behind Closed Doors | 01
The Start Of An Eventful Field Trip | 02
Impressing A Genius... | 03
...Or Two | 04
Non-Linear Equations | 05
Grab A Box Of Tissues | 06
Mr. Angel | 07
A Good First Day At SI | 08
Dinner With The Avengers | 09
420 Whatcha Smokin'? | 10
Sick Day... | 11
Parent Day | 12
Bad Day | 13
Happy Birthday To Me... | 14
Harley Stark...? | 15
A Kiss, Love and Widow Bites | 16
He Kissed You?! | 17
Skipping Class | 18
Finding Out | 19
Little Sister | 20
I'm Sorry | 21
It's Nothing | 22
How Did We Not Know? | 23
Expelled | 24
New Home | 25
Park | 26
New Friends | 27
A First Day At School | 28
An Unexpected Guest | 30
Mission | 31
Mission II | 32
Dead | 33
Arc Reactor | 34
Explanation | 35
Scars | 36
Kidnapped... Not Really | 37
Bird Buddy | 38
Buckaroo | 39
School already...? | 40
A/N Face Reveal Cuz Why Not?
The Inevitable Bitchy Teacher | 41
Autism Awareness | 42
Are You High? | 43
Yeet I Go | 44
Yup Just A Super Soldier... | 45
Nightmares And Plums | 46
Just Boring Sh-tuff | 47
Illegal Adoption | 48
Peter... What The Fuck? | 49
What A Bitch | 50
I Got Struck By Lightning... | 51
WHAT THE HELL?! | 52
You're Spider-Boy? | 53
Christmas Eve | 54
Not Allowed In The McDonald's Ball Pit | 55
Uncle Mark... | 56
Lucifer | 57
Mazikeen | 58
Home | 59
Oh I Was Shot... | 60
Baseball Game | 61
I LOOK LIKE A MINECRAFT VILLAGER | 62
Nine Nine! | Part One | 63
Nine Nine! | Part Two | 64
Nine Nine! | Part Three | 65
Bucky's Therapy Session | 66
Tattoos Are Cool! | 67
Czech Dudes And Guitars | 68
You Guys Know Each Other? | 69 😏
Eating Disorders and Never Have I Ever | 70
I Guess I'm Alexander Hamilton | 71
Happy Meal | 72
Yelena | 73
Cap's Gay | 74
School Is Boring And I Like Muffins | 75
The Legends Of Tomorrow | Part One | 76
The Legends Of Tomorrow | Part Two | 77
The Legends Of Tomorrow | Part Three | 78
Bye Maise... Or Was It Maeve? | 79
Cats
New Home... Again | 80
I'm Not Dead | 81
School... Fuckin' School | 82
Going To School And Bucky's A Baker | 83
More Muffins and Not Baguettes | 84
Ohhhh Bo | 85
Gay Dad #1's Birthday | 86
Demigods Smoke Weed Too | 87
...So Does Apollo | 88
I Hate People That Work At The Bank... i wOrK at ThE BAnK | 89
PPPS To The Rescue | 90
School? Early?! BEGONE IMPOSTER! | 91
School, Lost Girls and Happy Meals | 92
Batfam Crossover Cuz Why Not? | 93

Oh I Got Expelled | 29

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By Captain_Kitler

October 19th

When the school day comes to an end I immediately start walking out of the building on the way to the tower.

I have to take the subway again which is really unfortunate, but it's either that or walk for 3 hours back to manhattan and I simply just don't have the time nor the patience for that.

I get onto the subway and sit down, it's 45 minute ride which sucks ass. Eh you probably don't wanna hear me complaining all the time.

I take out my phone, there's a bunch of notifications from the discord server I joined earlier today.

So I go onto the app, the notifications are just them asking how I know Shmaptin Shmerica. Then Callie tells them that I have an internship at SI and they went crazy.

***

✨ d a d d y i s s u e s ✨

***

DatOrphanKid
Sorry for ghosting y'all, I had school

SteveRogersIsDaddy
WE DON'T CARE WE WANNA KNOE IF IT'S TRUEEEEEE

GaryIsYerMa
YESSSSS

GayAlex
IF CALLIE IS LYING TO US WE WILL BURN HER HOUSE DOWNNNN

Callie
I'm glad I wasn't lying then

DatOrphanKid
Ohhhh you guys are talking about the internship thing, yeppp what about it?

SteveRogersIsDaddy
HOW DID YOU GET AN INTERNSHIP AT SI????!!!!!!!

GayAlex
ARE YOU A GENIUSSSS?!!!

GaryIsYerMa
I'M FAE SCOTLAND AND EVEN I KEN THIS IS A BIG DEALLLLLL

DatOrphanKid
Umm well I went on a field trip to SI fucked about with the team, decked my teacher in the nose, got praised for it by black widow then she was like you should get an internship here, ya just gotta take a test. So was like eh I've not really got anything better to do so I took the test and yeah

SteveRogersIsDaddy
PROOFFFFFF

GayAlex
Yesssssss ^^^

GaryIsYerMa
This is so cool! Proof!

Callie
^^^^^

DatOrphanKid
I probably have a picture somewhere

SteveRogersIsDaddy
OMG THATS SO COOOOOLL AHHHH. EIWKJRIFWB RIEIENR

GaryIsYerMa
You're officially the coolest person I know

Callie
Ouch thanks @garyisyerma

GaryIsYerMa
Anytime hun 😂

GayAlex
Dang I can't believe you know Tony Stark

Callie
We should like do face reveals seeing as Peter done one basically

DatOrphanKid
Are you guys okay with that?

GayAlex
Yeah sure

SteveRogersIsDaddy
I'm down

GaryIsYerMa
Aye fam

DatOrphanKid
I'll go first even though I din kinda alread 😂

Callie
Cool cool cool cool cool

DatOrphanKid
Jake Peralta??? 😯

Callie
Obviously

GaryIsYerMa
Aight am goin next, sorry I'm not as hot 😫🤣


GayAlex

SteveRogersIsDaddy
Y'all are hot guyssssss

GayAlex
Ohmagosh them curlsssss my hair is just frizzy this ain't fair 😭

Callie
Y'all are fucking beautiful, this has to be like the hottest discord server out there 😂

DatOrphanKid
Okay now that we all know what each other look like what age are y'all I'm 15

Callie
14

SteveRogersIsDaddy
13

GayAlex
14

GaryIsYerMa
15

DatOrphanKid
Ooh I forgot to ask before, what is everyone's pronouns? I'm he/him

GaryIsYerMa
Same ^^^

Callie
She/her

GayAlex
Same ^

SteveRogersIsDaddy
They/them

Callie
Cool so we all know each other's pronouns, ooh sexualities? If y'all are comfortable that is

DatOrphanKid
Idc I'm GaYyyY

GayAlex
sAmE

GaryIsYerMa
Bi

Callie
Bi as wellllll

SteveRogersIsDaddy
Queer 😁

DatOrphanKid
My boyfriend's dad sent me embarrassing pics of him from when he was younger, it's the best, wanna see? 😂

Callie
Sure, then you have to tell us the whole story of how you guys met so I can live vicariously through you

GayAlex
^^^

SteveRogersIsDaddy
Yessssss

DatOrphanKid

This is my favourite, I use it for blackmail because... well I'm an asshole and it's hilarious

SteveRogersIsDaddy
You're dating that?

GayAlex
They don't even bother to address them as him/them 😂

DatOrphanKid
I probably shouldn't be showing random strangers childhood pictures of my boyfriend 😂

DatOrphanKid
He's adorable, he's obviously wayyyy hotter now

GayAlex
Aww look at his little baby faceeee 🤣

SteveRogersIsDaddy
I see no difference between the two photos... okay okay I'm joking

GaryIsYerMa
Neat bro

DatOrphanKid
Yup, anyways I gotta go guys, I'm getting off the subway rn

Callie
K byeeeeee

GayAlex
Cya subway boy

SteveRogersIsDaddy
Don't fall on the tracks! 👍🏼 😁

GaryIsYerMa
What they said ^^^

***

I slide my phone into my pocket as I walk out the subway station.

In no time I find myself approaching the tower, I've not been in a few days so I'm kinda glad to be back. Jeez I don't know why it was literally only 4 days.

I walk into the absurdly large building and make my way through the security scanners whilst saying hi to a few familiar employees.

I get to the elevator and walk in, being greeted my my best gal FRIDAY.

"What's up Fri, bring me to the lab please" I say with a slight smile.

"Of course Mr. Parker, I'm glad that your back!" She says... kindly? Eh Tony probably added some more coding.

The elevator starts to move upwards as I drum my fingers along my leg.

When they open I walk out only to be engulfed into a familiar hug.

"Hiya Harls" I say with a smirk and he pulls away from me grinning.

"What happened? Dad told me you moved, does it take four days to move?" He asks with a raised brow.

"Well it's been a weird few days but I'm glad to see you again" I say with a smile and he just hugs me again... like really tightly.

"Can't- breathe-" I gasp out.

"Harley I'm pretty sure you're gonna cut off his blood circulation if you keep this going" Tony says with a smirk and I look over to him as Harley let's me go.

"Hey Tones" I say with a grin.

"What's up kid, you doing alright?" Tony asks as he fuses two wires together.

"Yup, I'm fine, better than fine actually" I say with a shrug.

"Sooooo where'd you move? Not far right?" Harley asks.

"Nah not far, just 15 minutes from my old place" I shrug.

"Yeah... and why'd you move?" Tony asks curiously.

"Well I got expelled from school... again, and you know how I'm in foster care?" I say and he raises a brow.

"No didn't know, jeez I'm literally the worst boss ever" Tony says with wide eyes.

"Oh don't worry about it, anyway, they went to tell my foster father about the expulsion but they found him shooting up and arrested him. Now he's like being prosecuted or something but they found a bunch of illegal shit it the house. So now I'm with a new foster family, and I also a new school, but the school is in Brooklyn so I have to take a 45 minute subway ride everyday which kinda sucks but the school itself is actually alright" I say and they look surprised.

"Damn, how are you so okay with all this, your foster father went to jail and you had to move all your thing to another house with a stranger you've never met and go to a new school? Oooft" Harley says and I just shrug.

"Oh this happens a lot, Crazy Carl wasn't all that bad, better than Pedo Pablo or Asshole Adam, or Bitchy Brittney, fuck she was horrid" I say with a shiver.

"Whoa whoa whoa what made Pablo a pedo, do you say that cause he was creepy or was he like genuinely a pedophile?" Tony asks with widened eyes.

"Oh he was definitely a pedo, like he's in jail right now for child exploitation and rape and all that nasty shit" I say, sitting down at my work station.

"Jesus fuck you're life is depressing" Harley blurts out and Tony smacks him lightly up the back of his head.

"Heh I know" I say with an amused smile.

"Well you probably wanna do something around the lab, why don't you two boys help me build Rhodey a new upgraded suit?" Tony asks us and we both grin.

"Can we add a potato gun?!" Harley asks excitedly and Tony just laughs, rolling his eyes playfully as we all get to work.

———

Here ya guys go, thanks for the reminder Alexa9006  😂

Hope y'all enjoyed this!

Word Count: 1300

- mayaaa ✌🏼

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