(A/N) what is the special AJR song you listen to when you're feeling down?
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(AJR practicing music)
Adam: Wait, stop! Stop the music!
Ryan and Jack: *Confused music stopping*
Adam: Someone left an ice cube on the floor and now mY SOCK IS WET-
Adam, cornering them: WHO THE F*CK WANNA DIE?
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Ryan: *Leaves*
Jack: Oh, how I yearn to be happy again.
Ryan: *Comes back because he forgot his keys*
Jack: That's much better.
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Jack, calling Adam on the phone: Hey.
Adam: I'm busy.
Jack: Okay, but how many redbulls do I have to drink to grow wings?
Adam:
Adam: I'm on my way.
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Adam: I've never felt sexy a day in my life.
Jack, dropping into a split: CAN'T RELATE!
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Ryan: Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
Jack: What if they don't want to leave?! What if the trees MAKE them leave?!
Adam: I'm gonna make both of you leave if you don't shut up-
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Adam and Ryan: Hey, Jack? We just want to let you know that we love you.
Jack: You do?
Adam and Ryan: Yes.
Jack: Really?
Adam and Ryan: Yes.
Jack:
Jack: Why?
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Adam, frustrated: That's it! Get out of the car. You're walking home.
Jack: We haven't even left the driveway-
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Jack: What does Airbnb mean?
Adam: Oh, well b&b stands for bed and breakfast-
Ryan: Bungeons and Bragons.
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(When Jack was a little kiddie and Adam was trying to be a good older brother.)
Adam, drinking the disgusting tea Jack made him because he doesn't want to hurt Jack's feelings: ....Mmmm..... What kind of tea is this?
Jack, happy that Adam appears to be enjoying it: I just boiled some Gatorade!!
Adam, trying not to spit it out: It-it's very good...
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Jack: What's your biggest fear, Ry?
Ryan: My biggest fear is that I'll wake up as a chocolate bar.
Jack:
Adam: You would eat yourself, wouldn't you?
Ryan, starting to cry: I wouldn't know how to stop myself-
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(When they were all kids and sharing a room)
Jack and Ryan: *Babbling cutely in their sleep*
Adam: *Rolls over to cuddle them and puts a hand over both of their mouths*
Adam: Shut the f*ck up you two.
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Ryan: Can I get away with murder?
Jack: Nah, but you can channel that energy into playing PING PONG.
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Ryan, pouring himself sugary cereal:
Austin: Those are bad for you. You can die from that if you eat too much.
Ryan, Jack, and Adam: Really??
Austin: Yeah, you'll-
Ryan, Jack, and Adam: *Fighting over the box*
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Ryan: I'm a careful driver.
Adam: You ran someone over yesterday.
Ryan: I did it CAREFULLY!
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(In the future)
Person: So, how was Ryan's wedding?
Adam: It was an emotional disaster.
Jack: Yeah, even the cake was in tiers!
Adam:
Adam: Your stupid bear attacked Ryan, everyone was having emotional panic attacks, and you have the audacity to make jokes?
Jack: Adam, I swEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T JUST LET THAT GO-
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Ryan: Are you okay?
Adam: Yeah, I'm fine.
Ryan: What does "fine" mean?
Adam: It means I'm perfectly content but I wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
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Jack, talking to an interviewer: I think I speak for the band when-
Ryan and Adam: You do not.
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Alba: What are you drinking?
Jack, trying to seem cool: The tears of my enemies.
Adam and Ryan: Chocolate milk.
Alba:
Adam and Ryan: He's drinking chocolate milk.
Jack: *Pushes them away, obviously embarrassed*
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Adam: Hey, it was nice hanging out last night but I just have a question.
Jack and Ryan:
Adam: Did you two lick my himalayan salt lamp?
Jack and Ryan: *Sweats nervously*
Adam: Just tell me the truth.
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(Baby Adam)
Their Mom: Adam?! Why are your shoes soaking wet?
Adam: There was a puddle.
Their Mom: Why did you step in it?
Adam:
Adam: Because it was a puddle....
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Adam: This is an uwu free zone.
Adam: Anyone who says uwu or owo is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Ryan: Cwimes against huwmwanity.
Adam: ..... I will break your fingers.
Ryan: Dis mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwows within.
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This chapter is a result of being lonely
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