Yep! I'm this this f*cking sh*t again! WOOOOO!
David: Has anyone seen my watering can?
Inmo: (holds the watering can) You mean this watering can?
David: Has anyone seen my training dummies?
Inmo: (explodes the dummies) You mean these training dummies?
David: Has anyone seen my son?
Inmo: (holds Plant) You mean this son?
David: OKAY, YOU ARE DEAD!!!
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Viol (my character): So I was watching Big Hero 6 with the entire guild (Divinas Magia) and when we got to the part where Baymax and Hero were in the portal everyone was quiet but I swore I heard Ritchie saying, "I swear if this robot dies I'll burn this TV."
Viol: ...
Viol: We had to get a new TV.
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Bryan: Here you go Kay. A nice hot cup of coffe.
Kay: Oh, it's cold.
Bryan: A nice cup of coffee.
Kay: It taste horrible.
Bryan: A cup of coffee then.
Kay: I'm not even sure it is coffee.
Bryan: Then it's a f*cking cup!
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Lucas: David, what time is it?
David: Don't know. Hand me that electric guitar.
(Plays electric guitar on full blast)
Kit: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING A GUITAR AT 2AM?!?!?!?!?
David: It's 2am.
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Viol: Am I straight?
Kit: Oh hell no! You as gay as they come!
Viol: ...
Viol: I-I was talking about my parking... Kit....
Kit: Oh! Yep you're good!
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Jakey: I'm gay and confused!
Kay: About your sexuality?
Jakey: No, not about being gay. I just never know what's going on.
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Kit: Wanna see how hardcore I am?
Kit: (punches a wall)
Kit: Take me to a hosptial.
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David: I've looked everywhere for my clothes and I can't find them!
Lucas: Everywhere you say?
David: Yes!
Lucas: (opens a drawer and pulls out his clothes)
David: I swear that drawer wasn't there before!
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Allumos: If I die, what're you supposed to do?
Viper: Avenge you!
Allumos: What?! No?!
Viper: Go after their loved ones!
Allumos: NO!
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Davis: (sees blood spats) Oh.
Flurry: That's awful.
Jazz: That's the greatest thing I've ever seen! Flurry, take a picture of me over here! I finally have a reason to join Instagram! People are gonna be like, "Food, food, cat, food, dogs, nails- MURDER?!"
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Flurry: (tied to a chair) What do you want from me?!
Inmo: (eats a kit-kat without breaking it.)
Flurry: Stop?! I'll tell you anything!
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Hey my Little Hatchlings! So I've been working with two of my friends to get some drawings done for the next part of "A Fairy Tail Romance". We'll hopefully be finished by the end of next week so I'll be able to post it. I hope you guys will check it out when it's out.
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Origins Oneshots and Incorrect Quotes (REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW)
Fantasy13+ So I'm gonna be doing this now. I'll happily take request and when there isn't any I'll just think of random ships. They can either be cannon or not. Just whatever ship you would like. I'll also probably be adding fan art along with incorrect q...
