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Gemma: Why are you sad?

Mayan: I don't know.

Gemma: So just for no reason.

Mayan: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not such which one it is this time.
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Davis: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Ricarro: They do.

Davis: . . .why do you say that with such certainty.
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Jyles: I may not be the hero you wanted,

Jyles: or really the hero you needed,

Jyles: But everyone else was busy so.
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Ricarro: If I punch myself, and it hurts. . . am I weak or strong?

Davis: Strong!

Lychee: Week.

Cal: An idiot is what you are.
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Mario: The floor is lava!

Lychee: *helps Mayan onto the counter*

Xylo: *pulls Cal into his lap, hugging him tightly*

Lee: *kicks Gemma off the couch*

Mario: As you can see, there are three types of lovers.
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Mayan, looking at a map: It's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Mania: Other side, Mayan.
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Davis: Okay, if you're going to go and meet people, you're gonna need some pick up lines.

Cal: Yes.

Davis: Let's practice. Hit me with the best you've got.

Cal: Uhh. . . you're pretty?

Davis: I know. Now come on, pick up line.
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Ricarro: You're having a baby.

Cal & Xylo: Wha--?!

Ricarro: It's me. Sign here.
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Xylo: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?

Cal, who's learning biology: That's called arrhythmia.

Xylo: I get that feeling every time I see y--.

Cal, looking at him concerned: You can die from it!
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Brandeen: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I just kinda there and their fears fuels me.
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Kay: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost through out your life.

Mayan: It'd be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Gemma: Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Cal: My will to live! I haven't seen this in fifteen years!

Lychee: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

River: Mental stability, my old friend!

Kay: . . .

Kay: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
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They're all locked up

Mayan: I said it, I told you we should follow the rules. Rules aren't meant to be broken. Nothing is meant to be broken.

Ricarro: Glow sticks.

Davis: Piñatas.

Ricarro: Katrate boards.

Xylo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Davis: Rules.
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Xylo: Who hurt you?

Cal, sarcastically: Do you want a list?

Xylo, pulling out his sword: Yes.
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Cal: I'm like this close to falling in love with Xylo.

Gemma: You're fingers are touching.

Cal: Exactly.
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Cal, eating a piece of bacon: Do you need any help with this?

Xylo, punching an intruder: No, you need rest. Finish eating your breakfast.

Cal, barely audible over the crashing: But--.

Xylo, decking the other guy in the face: Just finish your breakfast, Cal!
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Davis: And, like, you guys go on all those long, long walks in the woods. How awkward would it be if one of you were gay?

Xylo, glancing at Cal: Yeah, it would be awkward if ONE of us were gay.

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