New book coming! It's an Origins of Olympus AU and I'm gonna fricking leave writing it. My ships will be Xylo x Cal (Because I love them), Lychee x Mayan (my character), and Lee x Gemma (cause why not add a lesbian ship). Now time for the quotes!
Ricarro: Guys, I got a pet snake! What should I name it?
Gemma: You got a wha-
Mayan: William Shakespeare
Davis: Jackson.
Lychee: Dip Sh!t
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Gemma: Mayan told me I had to start thinking before I act.
Gemma: So if I smack the sh!t out of you rest assured I had thought about it and am confident in decision.
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Mayan: I can't find Gemma, have you guys seen her?
Xylo: She drank four energy drinks and thought the hummingbirds outside were talking shit about her.
Gemma, outside: WJAT THE F!CK DID YOU SAY ABOUT LEE?!?!
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Gemma: I'm starting therapy tomorrow and I've been tryna to think of power moves I could use on the therapist. I decided to bring a notepad with me and take notes whenever they take notes and then eat the paper at the end of the session.
Momiji: This is why you need therapy.
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Inpu: I'm pretty easy going.
Magnus: You once used a ruler to measure a ruler.
Inpu: It was off by half a centimeter. It never should have been in circulation.
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Cal: I'm under stress, I'm under pressure. . .
Cal: The only thing I'm NOT under is Xylo which is a damn shame honestly.
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Davis: burst in through the door HOW DARE YOU!!!
Mayan: How dare ME?! How dare YO--
Mayan: Wait, wait. What is this about again?
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Cal: So what's your type?
Xylo: Cute, motherly, oblivious, freckles. . .
Cal: It kind of sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends.
Xylo: Did I mention oblivious?
Cal: Yeah, why?
Xylo: Just making sure.
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Lychee: You're perfect in every way.
Mayan: Hmm?
Lychee: I said you're TERRIBLE and PROBABLY GAY!
Lychee, under his breath: Please be at least a little gay.
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Jyles: Be still my beating dick.
Bryan: Do you ever think before you speak?
Jyles: Do I ever what before I what now?
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Mayan: If you have any questions, just ask.
Ricarro: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Mayan: . . .
Mayan: If you have any relevant questions, just ask.
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Lee: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.
Xylo: Seeing Cal get a full 8 hours of sleep.
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Nad: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
Cal: No, you misheard. I said that it was a sadness factory.
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S.R: Here's the thing though. Is it still considered murder if I give them a heads up?
Drannus: I think that's called a threat.
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David: Hold on! I'm having one of those things. . . a headache with pictures.
S.R: The f!ck.
Brandeen: He's having an idea.
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Origins Oneshots and Incorrect Quotes (REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW)
Fantasy13+ So I'm gonna be doing this now. I'll happily take request and when there isn't any I'll just think of random ships. They can either be cannon or not. Just whatever ship you would like. I'll also probably be adding fan art along with incorrect q...
